Yeah, but scoring the consolation goal first?? 
My grandson just came 2nd out of 100 in a national U11 cross-country race. 
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This reminds me of a chat with my son when he was about 14/15, as to how his cross country race had been.
“Actually pretty good for me Dad………assuming you agree that coming dead last is pretty good”
Not much of a runner but his sense of humour is decent
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Ahem.
Those are NOT sausages. Ffs 
Even I know that. They are Kabanosy as it says.
Smoked cooked munchies
Polish version of Pepperami for you luddites
Krakus is a decent brand but this is the dogs bollox
I know that but it doesn’t half wind the Polish guy up when I call them sausages 
Ahem! - both of you
You can update it if it’s wrong 
Yeah.like Salami is sausage 1
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Stunning day today the sky the deepest blue, not a breath of wind 24C by mid afternoon
I headed to Młnka Forest part of the Tynek National Park - decent flat forest and over the past week people had been falling over Porcine 'Shrooms.
A good 2 hour trek and considering the hundreds of people visiting eaxlch day Mrs P_F was very proud of my efforts
Mushroom Carbonara tomorrow
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This is a very edible fungi that appears on the same tree on our daily dog walk. It appears around May but only every other year.
I don’t bring it to people’s notice until it’s past its best, I like to watch its rapid development. Known as Chicken of The Woods…
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Ground meat product in an a tubular skin (animal or otherwise) = sausage.
Eldest Cologne dwelling Saints supporting Son pinged me a poster for his band and a photo of a river
And the comment.
"Guess where we’re playing tonight.
Im knackered from garden and shitting out the no food for 2vdays I thought hmm looks like one of those cute Eastern German towns.
So I google lens’d for the qst time.
Ffs Phil
And how did a German Death Metal Band get a gig there (that covered the travel vosts!
Been stuck indoors since Wednesday.
This morning a flat grey sky but high clouds and 0.4mm of rain forecast between noon and 1pm, I grabbed a softshell top and headed to the village Forest with Mrs P_F
Now tbh thousands of Poles have been out at 6am every day picking every forest clean one shroom measured just under a metre wide up in the mountains.
It started to rain but i needed kms and the terrain for my physio
I showed her my spot she walked through but i found 10 shrooms. The rain became heavy getting on for a cm came down.
I got 2km done Mrs P_F got lost. In her own forest (i am still alive so you can tell i did not laugh)
She was drenched - only wearing a hoodie.
Anyway she is slowly thawing out. Well pleased with our day’s efforts
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Did she take ex-cèpe-tion to that? 
Just had a very nice but very short conversation with a couple of Jehovah’s Witnesses who rang the doorbell at Slowlane Mansions.
I said, “Those within are beyond redemption, do come in”
Apparently they had a pressing engagement elsewhere. 
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We called the left wing Sodom and the right wing Gommorrah
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And the main house the Tower of Babel??
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There used to be a house in the Woodley area of Romsey back in the day which had a prominent sign above the front door. ‘Jehovah’s Witnesses will be shot’. Pretty sure they wouldn’t get away with that today.
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My man skills know no limits. Oven fan failed. Estimate to repair was £350 for callout, inspection and assessment. Then £80 an hour labour including travel time plus cost of parts.
Fuck that for a game of soldiers. Bought part online. Found YouTube demo. Did it myself. Cost £59.99 for fan. 6p for one screw from our awesome hardware shop. Total £60.05. Result
And relatively few expletives throughout the fitting process.
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