“Mr Boy, you’re drinking too much. Your specimen has a head on it.”
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Of salad?
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As my next political step, I am very pleased to have been nominated as LibDem candidate for Wem for the Shropshire Council elections next May.
I just want to stuff the Tories.
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Good luck! Stuff ‘em up to the hilt.
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Our nest thermostat was on the blink, whining about an error code. A cursory search on the internet indicated that this was a terminal issue and the best bet is to get Google to send a new one
Get to the website and they offer up web chat. Christ this is going to be painful I think.
5 minutes later a new control is being dispatched and the AI robot at the other end was amazing (defo AI because it said it was going to take a minute to appreciate me - no one ever does that, not even the Ayatollah on a good day)
And less than 24 hrs later it’s in my hand
I am all in on this AI business
Can’t last, you’ll always be a cunt to us all. 
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Just check it wasn’t dispatched via Israel 
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Pompey getting gubbed 6-1 by stoke. Only 60 minutes on the clock 
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Unfortunately they held out - we wanted 9 
The ayatollah roping in everyone who is on the offsite to get on their hands and knees to look for the missing diamond and by some fluke they find it in the conference room (unbelievable piece of luck considering I was absolutely potless when we got engaged so the diamond is so small that you need an electron microscope to see it clearly)
And I won a monkey on the premium bonds today
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Probably would buy less today than when you bought the original ring
Minor adjustment in preparation for the skate forums this weekend. 
6-1 sounds good to me, wasn’t going to watch the game on Saturday but I might now.
Correction. I shouldn’t have implied that we were going to score a consolation goal.
The blind guy on Strictly.
Most Excellent.
So elsewhere you said
“Oh crap.
I have to watch Strictly?”
