That time of year again when our moonflower blooms. 
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The shitty weather - has kept the pikeys back at base
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Thank fuck for global warming then 
If it gets too hot they will be towing those traps about with camels
I didn’t think the wives were allowed to do anything but sell pegs and lucky heather?
Nice and early onto the Sky Princess this morning, and with perfect timing. Immigration already vacated the piano bar, leaving their pastries and coffee pots virtually unmolested.
It don’t look like that now. 
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I embark the Queen Anne tomorrow
God help me
Climbing aboard Queen Anne
Ensure the embalming has been done properly or she may just split under you.
That’s a big fucker…
Good grief that’s a monster
Looks like a kid designed a lego version of a ship though.
FFS does she think she’ a fvcking Dog, damn kittens following me everywhere.
Well honey. I thought you could tell. It’s so obvious she is a female.
Always demanding attention.
Ouch.
But it was worth the point scored…
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I was reading that the next generation of ships will have 7500 passengers
They’re gonna need a lot of lifeboats
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It’s unsinkable. 
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That’s alright then
Go on 2 week cruise.
1 week queueing to get on
1 week queueing to get off
And all the points in between, shuffling through towns on day trips buying nothing locally - e.g. Venice, Santorini
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