Lady Slowlane saw Tom Jones at The Gaumont back in '65. He was the replacement for P J Proby when he was banned after splitting his trousers.
Turns out the old cunts voice is still good
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LOLS. Mrs G went to see TJ in Vegas and got told off for throwing pants at him!
Not her pants.
Apparently.
Is he being sexy or having a stroke?
He did lick his lips a lot
Must have been all the septuagenarians in the crowd
…and your point is?..
At his age, that amounts to the same thing.
My mate who had a stroke on the train between Munich and Stuttgart was flown to Southampton in an ambulance flight today.
He’s now in The General ICU after just over a month in a German Hospital. Thankfully the holiday insurance has covered his treatment. 
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Killing thirty minutes with coffee and a pastry on the Regal Princess while the final passengers disembark.
The Morning of the day the Paraffin budgie is due to remove you from the Betty Ford clinic and take you to a bar.
See annoyances thread.
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Just got back from visiting my mate in the General. Now getting on for two months since his stroke and he’s noticeably better today.
He shook my hand with his right which was great to see. Just showing off, he raised his arm and flexed his hand and fingers showing all the motor responses are getting back to working naturally. That’s his affected side. His right leg is working too. If I were a betting man I’d say he’s a lucky man.
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You have been utterly screwed in the Uk why is diesel more expensive ? Its a dam sight cheaper to manafacture from crude than petrol.
The Govt told you to buy diesel cars because it was better for the environment ( its not) then when you all bought them increases the tax on it.
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Iirc it was a Labour Government that said buy Diesel.
Then changed their minds…
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The London congestion charge break for electric vehicles is being withdrawn from December 2025. So all the poor fuckers who bought electric cars and vans will go from paying a tenner a year to fifteen quid a day.
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Good. Bloody pimped up milk floats 
New kids on the block
Neighbour went away
Came home and oops
So we’re expanding.
The teenagers get everywhere hop the fence, crap on the roof of the car.
The little 'uns just follow Mum round and roll in dust a lot
(These are egg layers not meat. Hotta swap some of the boys out for a few more girls)
I know the owner of a local farm, she walks the same area as I do. One of her dogs, a Jack Russell was carrying one of those youngsters yesterday; a half eaten bloody mess.
Where did he get that, I asked. Oh some of our Bantam chicks escaped just now and he caught one.
This morning she said he caught another two, but she rescued them. She’s not annoyed, they have the JR to control rats so he thinks he’s just doing his job. 
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