Yeah, I think we can all see why itās a bargain
Philistine.
My eyes are now bleeding profuselyā¦
No, we can see why it was cheap. To be a bargain it also has to be good value.
Is it made from Laura inglesā dress?
So @Cobham-Saint is now PhilistineSaint.
Did we vote on that and raise some money for the sick lickle kiddies?
I like it, but Iām avocado eating, vinyl collecting, bearded, man-bunned, vaper in East London
I canāt bloody stand these magic eye pictures.
Who else had to read this twiceā¦
I didnāt read it as man-bunned first timeā¦
Nice to see theyāve found a way to recycle those old colour blindness tests
ā¦with impeccable taste.
Corrected it.

Getting a bargain of a new shirtā¦
Must be a fuckinā big hole in the lounge curtainsā¦your wife is going to kill ya.
Good point, it is very Laura Ashley
We went to Toys for Less an outlet store looking for something for Grandson - nothing.
Went next door Timberlake Outlet Mrs D_P found the boots she wanted.
I went next door to Brands for Less the dump stock store.
It was rammed with Greg Norman golf trousers & shorts reduced from $100 to $10 plus Nautica, Tommy Hilfiger Ralph Lauren & Dockers Chinos at the same price.
Filled me boots. Complete new wardrobe for £40!
Maybe this should go in the pissed offvthread but.
You might recall I posted about my oldest mate who has been diagnosed with testicular cancer?
Anyway, he has had a bollock lopped off and will have a round of chemotherapy next Thurs. The current prognosis is good.
Me and Mrs C_ S met him in the pub earlier with his missus for a couple.
Admitting that he has had a couple of black dog days since the diagnosis he is actually incredibly positive. Heās not looking forward to the throwing up and hair loss, but the expected weight loss is a great comfort.
Wonāt be able to see him now for 3-4 weeks now because his immune system will be shot but weāre doing beer, wine , spirits and maybe a good steak afterwards- regardless.
I really love how positive he is.
The anticipation when you have a the following:
Check in time for Helicopter.
Hotel booked 1 night
Flights booked and checked in boarding passes in grubby little hands.
bag packed and ready to depart rig.
zero work hours officially left.
Itās a quiet night at karaoke. Weāre here as Mrs D_P wants to catch up with pals.
There are 5 X Factor judges house level singers & me entertaining the crowd and helping our mate the DJ out. Iām having to dig out songs I only sing in the shower (with the door shut)
Guess who won the 50 quid of free boozeā¦
Who could have imagined I could sing Sting, Queen & the Stonesā¦
Perhaps it isnt my talent.
It must be the Jaeger shots for each song