Being parked in a disabled bay all morning.
Plod taps on window.
Asks if Iâm OK & hands me a bottle of water.
Such power for a poor refugee from Brexit
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Yes.
But we need more Cat detailsâŚ
Whatâs his name, and where are the other 4?
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Doesnât have one yet. The missusâ best mate ended up taking the sister so we escaped with only one new cat!
How about Ceefa.
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Fooka
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Cooking Fat?
Boss: kourva why you drive so fast?
Me: Iâm in a convoy, the clients all have guns.
Boss: good point, well made, so hurry up then.
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Is your dog Muttley?
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The story.
How the fvck did I get to be a minuscule piece of this
This week been doing something very different. As a Brit living in Poland, to imagine I could be âinside the ropesâ at something like this is insane.
This is the story. The President of Indonesia has an idea to help start the flow of grain from Ukraine. This week, he & his team travelled to Madrid, Kiev & Moscow. I have been part of a team trying in a very small way to help with the logistics. We have melted in 35C heat, we have waited for hours but we were there.
This is how you arrive.
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I counted them all out and I
wait WHAT? WOW. Total Gangsta
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Currently sitting at a 2* joint by Warsaw airport after a call from the Embassy asking if I could help tomorrow
Fvck yeah
Need sleep.
Did I mention 1st thing Bojo et al would have seen as he left the station was?
The Kebab joint
Someone thought I was having a pop at a certain NationâŚ
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MERCEDES the car for all your pimping requirements. 
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Dinner last night touristy stuff obv.
My group of 7 Rib Eyes all round, 1 pig fest.
They bring complimentary starters & bread.
Guys about to dig in Iâm like NoooooooâŚ
I taste 1 is cream cheese other is Smalec - Pork Lard.
Phew all round.
2 group (their mates) join us there are giggles.
One has spread Smalec on his bread bitten it pronounced it amazing.
Giggles.
What is it?
Why you no ask Philip first.
I explain what it is.
ROFLs ensue
Oh how we laughedâŚ
(Itâs ok to eat Pork if you donât know what it is so no cultural damage done)
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Oh. Forgot to mention.
14 people, only 1 beer no other booze.
Managed to spend ÂŁ450 on dinner.
In PolandâŚ
Thatâs the weekly shopping & booze budget!
E Scooters.
No.
Wait
Itâs hot.
Tourists are lightly dressed.
Iâm parked in Old Town.
It has cobbled streets.
Oh my daysâŚ
How is this not a thing on Tik Tok or Porn HubâŚ
Iâm all hot & steamy
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Thatâs Mrs P_F at the sink, right? 
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