On the left obv
put my first acca on for the season and it came in at 22/1
Fvcking Brits.
Taking me out.
Making me talk shit all night
Only 2 saints fans in the group
Making me buy a round of pints at £1.60 a pop.
Paying £5.80 for a 20 minute taxi ride with the smoking hot Paulina.
Epic.
Heās looking very cross, have you taken something off of him?
Nope, thatās the āwhereās my food, you idle bastardā look
Followed by āwhy the fuck are you still sat there pissing around with your phoneā
Very early spring, after an absence of many years, a single hedgehog appeared in our garden.
Within a few weeks there were two of them.
And now, in the middle of summer, I came across a very small hedgehog last night.
Hopefully there are now three of them visiting our garden at the dead of night.
Donāt look now, but I think youāve stumbled into a Pride festival.
Not having to drive 1st shift at 5am so guzzling booze to pass out by 9pm & catch some zzzzās
Oh and DEMANDING a Hypermarket trip in Strasbourg to buy plonk.
And getting approval
Oi, thatās my girlfriendās tentā¦
Gender assigned at birth?
Oooh
Ouch. Catching the bus to meet the van at 04:49 on a Sunday.
But then, at least thereās a bus at that time.
3.5 hours in, almost at the German border, snoozing in the back until my 1st shift starts in a couple of hours
Sitting in an open field behind the Cuckoo Inn this afternoon with lot of old Jalopiesā¦thereāll be old cars there too. Real Ale,BBQ, two live bandsā¦starts midday.
Never too old