Fvck me.
Bob’s learnt Polish
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There, corrected it for you.
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Me, Mrs_CS & YoungAdult#1 having an unplanned 4hr Zoom call with YoungAdult#2 day after his final exam at Uni.
Cabbages and kings with added alcohol.
Good times. 
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Wait.
What?
Mrs P_F AND MiL are away for the weekend?
There’s an England game?
And I have 2 invites to join 2 different Stag Parties?
What could possibly go wrong?..
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Spent a bit of yesterday and pretty much all of today in the garden - mostly preparing and planting the wallet-breaking amount of new plants Mrs C_S decided we needed (perennials thank fuck).
A restorative shower and now cracking open a beer and putting feet up and not moving.
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A nice steak.
A Bularian Mavrud
A cheeky Bloody Mary to start.
Strange New Worlds & The Orville to follow
After a much needed snooze.
It begins…
Realising that allowing Mrs P_F & BFF to go out into town may have a valuable spin off
They get to tell me where all the local ladies go. I pass that on to Stag Tours for free beers.
Genius!
Also means I get to go those places & 
obv
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Pervert.
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A day of mayoral Jubilee activities over. Relaxing after a decent BBQ with what may turn out to be a few bottles of Fleurie. Life is good.
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Steak 
Wine 
meh
Strange New Worlds fuck yeah
Vodka
Next up, internet permitting The Orville.
Carlsberg dont do Fridays but had a case in the Van y’day…
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Not much use for Phil, however Dobbies are selling them at a 20% discount - they are, dare I say, good value
In fact their entire bbq range was s reduced
I have this Weber BBQ which is big enough for a family of 5 but small enough to take to the beach (and elsewhere)…
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There. Fixed it for you
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They are great little things
One thing you can’t say about a Kamado is it’s portable
Daughter looked at the cost.
Booked a week glamping in Lacock for the family & a case of Prosecco instead
Oh and bought the tent,
Heater, beds.
And took the kids.
And spent the rest of the savings on a long weekend in Montepulciano
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As the garden blossoms, the new strawberry plants and small raspberry bushes are fruiting.
Are we knee deep in strawberries and raspberries?
No - between being picked and walking to the back door they are eaten!
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Google maps has had an upgrade
She now jabbers on more than my ex.
Best bit?
Her Polish pronouciation of street names is worse than mine!
Eating the freshly dug up today first earlies with dinner tonight.
The moment the first bit of cooked Pentland Javelin with a light coating of butter hits your taste buds, you are reminded that all the hard gardening work last autumn and early spring was worth it!
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Was that in English?
You’re eating anti-tank missiles?
I will assume from your delight that you did not find a pubic hair at the bottom of your Bloody Mary.
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