😃 The Little Pleasures of Everyday Life

Monkey Tennis
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BTW Pity you’re not Mayor of Snamptun, they just given them the Lord Mayor title. You could have joined me in the upper house. :rofl:

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Great idea. I become Mayor on Thursday. I’ll put my change of title on the agenda. :grinning::grinning:

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4548

Sadly you won’t get it. It’ll mean reprinting all the official stationary. :frowning:

4549

CB Saint adds birthday cake and bottle of Dom Perignon to his order

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4550

That is how it starts.
Today a bottle of Wine.
Next month $120m from a dodgy Russian…

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4551

I can handwrite in “Lord”. No problem

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4552

:rofl: :rofl:

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Spent the evening at a 50th birthday of a nurse. 100 or so nhs workers. These people are the salt of the fucking earth. Cracking night with fucking stunners. Restores my faith in humanity.

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But we’ve a fucking shit show of a government that belittles them and don’t value what they do - and people who are allowed to vote still vote for the Tories, regardless (don’t mention Ukraine Barry- it’s only now just impacting)

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The pair of shorts I bought last summer still fit.

That’s a good start to the summer
(All 2 weeks of it no doubt)

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4556

That’s funny - so do mine! As soon as I bought them last year, winter settled in, so they were never worn!

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4557

Hey gang.

What was the name of that sooper dooper BBQ Smoker thingy that some of you rave about?

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I have a Kamado Joe, as does @CB-Saint I believe. Other kamado-style barbecues are available.

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Staying in Zakopane last night. Up early a d knowing Mrs P_F would post the “Happy Wedding Anniversary” thing on FB before anything else.
Being able to comment “oh shit was that today”

Waiting for the FB reaction then sending What’s App msg saying I needed some info urgently so I could drive & it was in my bedside cabinet.
She opens it to find card & bottle of Prosecco

Boom I win!

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4560

Playing with fire mate, it doesn’t always go so smoothly…

:grin::grin:

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4561

Finally working out how to strip Emojis out of a string, stored in a Postgres database, on the fly, so that you can copy data into a SQL Server database using a linked server pointing to an ODBC connection.

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Pardon?

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4563

Would it scare you if I said I knew exactly what he was talking about?

He’s using one of the WuTang protocols.

Old Dirty Bastard Connection

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Ohh, I could talk about my heterogenous data sources all day long.

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Just make sure the data is right. The government’s own pharmaceutical data is wrong. It’s quite worrying. They’ve got 140 barcodes which point to different products, normally a different dose of whatever is being prescribed.

Shocking really. Found it myself with a GROUP BY.

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