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2-2 now, all under control 
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Both sides really pressing hard for the win. 
10p 50p 10p 50p…
For context that’s what my mate used to say his bumhole was doing when he was nervous.
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You’re lucky there’s no VAR 
In the RAF according to a friend of mine it’s known as “Ring Twitter” 
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Drinks on Gavstar
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Once I’ve paid my electric for this month I should be able to stretch to half a lager top between all regular contributors.
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Fuck my luck, something I can’t drink anyway 
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It’s okay you can watch - poofters drinking shandy porn….
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I’m doing Eastering. (More later)
Took Mrs P_F & Mum to Church to bless the baskets (more later)
Then ran to Lidl for last minute emergencies. To get a call that BOTH the twonks had forgotten their house keys and were outside in 4C, wind & rain.
Oh the joy. So much ammunition for the week(s) ahead
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Eastering.
So it is a tradition to put your delicacies in a basket then go to Church to have them blessed.
The Priest does a blessing every 20 minutes on Easter Saturday.
The whole week is about that basket.
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No Easter Eggs for Phil.
But a gift bag from Zabka - a years supply of Salt n Vinegar Crisps! Oh my days!
Boom!
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In laws & neighbours round. Several tons of cakes & home made salads on table.
All talking Polish.
Zzzzzzzz
I’m asked to put some appropriate background music on
Rock of Ages it is then.
Take that you buggers
How about “Suppers Ready”?
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BiL stayed after his family left.
Music has been cranked up & the craft Vodka is out.
Sod supper.
Sod conversation tbh
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Watching bazbot walk into an open goal