You wait between 3 & 6 months for a new car.
Imagine the tap gets turned off for Political reasons.
How long to build a surface mount electronics factory in Texas?
Let alone UK.
What happens when your ISP cannot replace your broken WiFi router for 6 months?
Amazon can’t get the circuit boards for their Cloud Server farms?
Carnage. Utter carnage.
This was our little lady 3 years ago…we had to dig them up as she was chomping her way through them. They don’t agree with little puppy’s digestion. 
She’s not looking too happy tbf
It’s the look of concentration…trying to decide what Bluebell stem to take next.
Stopping for an IPA & a pre Uber pee at the karaoke bar.
And finding 2 hen parties in full flow.
I may be a while
Fuck it.
Ordered more beer & gonna sing Flock of Seagulls.
The adrenaline may ease the pain if not it’s still a banging tune
Oh that worked.
Now best mates with the Hen Party, 4 US Navy Seals & 2 couples from Hedge End who came here at HT in our game.
Strange times
6th April. Tax return day.
Mrs P_F does some button clicking on my secure profile portal. (Its all in Polish)
Today? Doorbell rings. Postman holding my tax rebate and info slip
About £50
Good luck, thoughts and prayers are with you. 
I’ll save a few for @Goatboy in case the weather doesn’t warm up before he gets here!
(Mind you I did cut the grass yesterday - in sunshine - wearing a T-Shirt & Shorts so there is some hope of salvation for him!
I will be wearing layers!
See the limericks thread then the drunk thread 
To the tune of
Footballs coming home
Philippin is going home
Philippin is going home
3 dribbles down his shirt
2 years of hurt
Philippin is going home
Philippin is going home
Spent the morning being a Tory Cabinet Minister.
What fun.
(Translation: been filling in Tax Avoidance forms. I’m now officially an Author)
Obviously
The smug feeling I have knowing all my main crop potatoes are planted.
First earliest are just coming through.
Mrs TB has all the greenhouse stuff (tomatoes, chillies, aubergines etc) all growing nicely, all I have to do with all that is lug compost around to fill up all the tubs, pots and hanging baskets.
