I could live with that
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You haven’t thought this through. If Jimmy Carr was skint, how on earth could he pay his taxes?
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Get a proper job-simples
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I agree, but don’t call me Simples. 
But I meant it in a loving way
Don’t encourage him 
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Don’t worry. I’ve been neutered.
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Did Kurt Zouma kick you in the ballbag?
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Instead of taking the knee at their next game, West Ham’s players will be sitting down and licking their own arseholes before killing a sparrow.
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We have like zero tourists atm so have basically gone into hibernation.
Instead, it is time to build the (proper) web site and add loads more off the beaten track trips.
Now. If it stops bloody raining I have a bunch of castle to visit. Luckily one of our pals is in Zalipie this morning - saved me a trip.
A little old lady started a war by painting over some smog stains back in the 1800’s and now it is a living museum with a whole bunch of cottages all done in this unusual style.
We have a new Salt Mine, some new Papal Museums but I’m looking forward to the Castles tbh. More laters when it stops bloody raining!
………and they say we’ll have some fun if it stop raining!
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What, like -1 or 1?
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Up until yesterday zero bookings. Not even a simple airport transfer. Nada.
Yesterday afternoon, 2 bookings for 14 & 15th
So currently like almost zero but two
So not like zero then. Absolute zero.
Pedant badge won
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There’s a backlog. We need to hand out the Most Like Non-Lethal American Teenager award first 
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Finally.
Sunny day & explored the new Castle
And visited a craft brewery
Who make WHAT?
Who open their restaurant in March so I can finally, officially organise piss ups in a brewery
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Stand down @Goatboy
It’s 35 minutes outside of Krakow!
Part of a new full day weekend only Castles tour!
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We have a type of store here Sklep Anjglewski English shop or something.
There is one close to Auschwitz.
Basically a 2nd hand clothes store.
I had 30 minutes to kill, saved £4 by parking up outside.
Wandered in looking for a cheap pair of ski pants for when it is stupid cold.
Nothing.
Saw a coat on a hanger. It fitted.
Polish signs said 50% so, I said to myself if that is really half price, in such mint condition I cant leave it here.
It cost £7.
For an unworn unfashionable non woke English Sheepskin coat that now hangs in my wardrobe.
Label says Radford Leathers I’ve gone full John Motson!
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