Painfully cute, in fact.
Seeing a herd of deer at deerleap this morning just after 8am.
They all looked at us in disgust, and ran off into the woods.
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Waking up with a cough, sore throat, headache and high temperature- (LFT negative thankfully) - duvet day.
Couple of weeks ago, Son in Law was running me to Stansted at silly oâclock in the morning.
Country Lane, car coming other way skidded to a stop we slowed and woosh a herd of maybe 20 + Deer came bouncing out of the trees.
It was âa green eco/nature momentâ it was also close to totalling the car. Phew
Where did you find them?
The Waterside has no grass and empty gorse bushes
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The local garage?
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Global warming.
We are doomed
Close. The Co-Op.
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I occasionally post a sicki gag on here if I think itâs particularly good, but usually if I put it on here it will be one of mine. 
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We all laffâŚhonest. 
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Bastards, bastards, youâre all bastards. 
Same here.
Iâm like, these bastards donât deserve good jokes. They deserve my jokes.
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As I said all of my shit jokes end up there but some bastard keeps digging them upâŚ
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One thing is for sure. If Jimmy Carr robbed his jokes off Sotonians instead of buying them from writers, he wouldnât be in so much trouble.
Heâd also be skint and have no audience.
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