He was just falcon around. 
Whoa.
Mrs P_F jabbering with pals who have been hit by Covid in UK on video call
Asks me to say hello.
From nowhere came.
āIād tell you a joke but it would be tastelessā
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Do it!!! 
Oh mate. Their wine sprayed everywhere I got the full ffs Kourva mach
Clearly aināt lost it, it was just instant and BOOM TISH!
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Quality 
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Mr Tigger. Not one moan at the amount of money I am currently spending trying to sort my dog out
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I can smile again without scaring tourists!
Crown successfully fitted and only Ā£250.
I am also feeling incredibly smug.
Mrs P_F has been moaning that she needs something she has been unable to find here for 2 years ( no, not a replacement Mr P_F ffs)
It has been found & wrapped for Christmas
As has a present for Mum in Law. (No not a faulty wiring circuit ffs)
Xmas shopping 
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Canāt remember whether I posted this before - after many years of hedgehog absence, this autumn we have been visited by a hedgehog - reminded me because as I just went out to get beer and wine from the back of the garage, he/she was shuffling round the patio through the remaining piles of leaves. Thought they should be hibernating by now - probably wonāt be having any bonfires for the moment.
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Waiting for clients outside their hotel this morning.
Bloke starts staring at my chest at the silver Saints badge logo.
Is that?
Yep
Are you?
Yepā¦
He was an ST Holder from Hythe here for the weekend! Small world. We talked Vodka & bars not the resultā¦
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Father Christmas arrived early from the Philippines as he knew I was stuck in Africa due to Covid. Now all I need is a tree to put them under.
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Honey Bunchie!!!
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Take what you can get darling 
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Amazon bread maker stops working.
Within warranty - no problem they say, wrap it up, leave it 8n the porch and weāll pick it up, and weāll refund your money.
New (hopefully better) bread maker arriving Friday.
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Just seen one of my mateās choons is the opening track on the new Robert Plant & Alison Krauss albumā¦should make him a few beans for Christmasā¦
To say heās a bit chuffed is an understatement. 
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Truffles
A few flakes in a cheddar cheese - lovely
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In a cheddar cheese what?
A cheddar cheese wheel of cheese
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I had something very similar years ago in Amsterdam. That was a Lindenhof gouda, absolutely delicious.
Jersey Truffleā¦.made in Holland ? 
