It is now expected that at least one of my dogs will make an appearance on these things
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I’m only middle management. I don’t have that one in my arsenal yet.
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Good things come to those that wait……very still.
Acquaintances of young adult 1 shoot game; they only shoot them, so we get two brace of pheasants that the idiots shoot but don’t eat.
Long may their stupidity and pointlessness last!
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On way home from boozy retirement “lunch” with a guy that took me out for my first insurer/broker lunch in the city and marking it with his last insurer/not broker but similar lunch before retirement
Nice symmetry.
Fuck, the stories. The alcohol. Corporate events, strip clubs & other inappropriate locations - Jeez - 
@Polski_Filip understands….
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The fact I’m on my way home at 7:50pm say volumes.
Over to the next generation
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This whole behaving appropriately has ruined business
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Oh yes indeedy.
Those were the days…
Oh and “events” had a VERY polite & well behaved Stag Party from Manchester on Tuesday doing the pilgrimage to Auschwitz. They had done the Krakow Strip Club thing
One of them got in the Van at 08:00 after getting to the hotel at 04:00 to be greeted with photos of him getting in a hot tub with a stripper and also video of him agreeing to pay 500 quid to do it.
I explained what he could have got for that much if he’d gone on a tour to Bangkok with LadyBoy Phil.
They laughed
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how much cut do I get of the money you’re pimping me for?
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Standard.
You will ask for 50% I will say 10 and settle at 25.
are you arranging the flights to Bangkok?
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Not until bars & clubs open up.
Oh and I get a proper job with like a salary…
Nutella Doughnuts
That is all.
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That is all
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chocolate ice cream with a tablespoon of Nutella on top
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Didn’t you post that recently, when you reviewed that porno? 
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I may be getting better at my tour guide stuff.
3 days with a Maltese family this week who as a Nation are not the greatest tippers.
They clearly enjoyed themselves as I got a €50 tip.
Sweet. That will help pay the dentist bill this week.
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Well done.
You did not make a Maltese cross.
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