Nice one @saint-or-sinner & We can rely on you later
Happy to oblige @cobham-saint and the best bit about talking bollocks is, i seem to have a real talent for it, no matter what the subject.
Why didnât i get a job in politics, or football punditry 
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Grandson goes to his Bestiesâ birthday party at one of those Jump trampoline places.
Just watching the kids (and Dads) having so much funâŚ
The pizza was bloody good as well
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When youâve been on a course âoop norfâ and you have to fill the hire car up before itâs returned and @saintbletch 's advice about how to find which side the petrol cap is on proves to be correct (on this occasion)
A day of sport
The Football World Cup.
England V Australia ODI cricket
South Africa V England Rugby union test
Us Open Golf Tournament
Something for everybody. 
All watched on mobile devices while Mrs D_P retaliated with a day of binge watching the Hallmark Channel collection of soppy Rom com/Xmas movies on telly
#onedaylikethis
Oh.
And Australia lost.
At everything
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I gave our resident Aussie a copy of the rules for Tiddly Winks as I explained that this was the game that they could possibly win at. The rules were so he could work out how to cheat.
He was unimpressed
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This is hardly a major thing, but the other day I made hummus for the first time. Itâs dead easy (and yes, I used dried and not canned chickpeas). The results are, as Peter Beardsleyâs wife might say when tucking into a few particularly runny poachies, fucking lovely.
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Itâs dead dead easy when theyâre from a can. But quite agree itâs delicious.
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South China Sea?? How can you tell? 
If you look through a telescope, youâll be able to see the militarised artificial islands being built by the Chinese.
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Isnât that MH370 just left of centre?
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Love it.
This is one of my favourite (potential) uses of Discourse.
Real-time photos fromâŚwherever you are.
If there was a better wireless signal at St Maryâs then it could make match threads excellent - with our own reporters* posting photos and videos of action**.
* who would be our Garth Crooks and who would be our Chris Kamara?
** and in the process likely falling foul of the Premâs copyright.
Mental.
I assumed he would have just sat there, bored, saying something about whatever happens being Godâs will.
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Ha, that was like pinball 
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https://www.thenational.ae/arabic-language-of-football-passion-from-commentators-1.368599
Pro League is the UAE local league fwiw
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Had a great day out with my daughter. Was heading to Whitstable on the Kent cost, but about 10 miles out the motorway ground to a halt, so headed off into the countryside and found a rather wonderful little pub.
The compasses Inn Crundale.
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Their food is excellent, i would recommend to anyone visiting Kent(about 15 miles from Canterbury).
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