Iām informed that it is an arum, American Skunk Cabbage. Apparently an invasive species but introduced to many parks (where I saw it). A problem if it spreads into the wild.
They come over here, brightening up our parksā¦ 
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They clump together and donāt integrate - wrong 'uns
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On the abortive jab drive (20C sunshine) we approached the small town of Skala.
I speak up
āThis was the scene of my greatest Tour Guide Tour Guideness! It was here I told my customers was the home to a family of Eagles who range over the Forest nearby. At that moment, one literally flew alongside the Vanā
Bullshit says Mrs P_F there are no Eagles this close to Krakowā¦
And there she was not100m away on a telegraph pole with a young one up above the field.
I took great pleasure from the Holy Fuck! Response from a shocked & impressed Mrs P_F
Wearing smug grin all day now
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Come on, āmumā, there must be follow on pics of the clean up and how you got the poor dog out of there!
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If we donāt get an update in the next 30 minutes, I suggest we send the emergency services down there 
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That is ālead tied to the bumper on the way homeā shit right there
I was too busy getting the little shit um I mean Barney out of there to take pics of how black he and I ended up.
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Educating bar staff on how to pour a bottle of beer.
Am them saying āI never knew thatā
The ridge at the top of the bottle should rest at the edge of the top of the glass to give better control when pouring the bottle.
IE: No spillage.
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Lady Slowlane and I were sat in the Orangery this afternoon partaking of our customary Tiffin.
āDo you remember the first time we set foot in Slowlane Mansions, my dear,ā she enquired.
āI do indeed,ā I replied, āit was January 1977, Iāve just found a picture of you perusing the rather daunting sceneā
Hereās the pictureā¦my good lady in the foreground and Chambers looking on, thinking, "Oh shit I think Iām just about to be named āProject Managerā
She clearly married below herself 
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Oi, have you ever met @lifeintheslowlane IRL? A more gentlemanly gentleman you shall never meetā¦
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But Mrs Slowlane (assuming it was before their Ennoblement) was clearly fitter. (Can I say that ?)
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Before their enoblement? 'slowlane was born with the proverbial silver spoon in his gob.
Lady 'slowlane improved her station upon matrimonyā¦not that I am suggesting that as a reason for their nuptialsā¦
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Looks like a Fairport Convention album cover.
I didnāt realise Chambers was a hippie!
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Looks more like some ghastly sixties art photoshoot. I expect Lichfield had a hand in it, and a moment later the bird had her kit off to reveal Pirelli logos on her skimpies.
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Hereās what the main hallway and stairs looked like before the fire in the late 1960sā¦
Thank you all for your fanciful speculation. We are private people and like to keep our home just to ourselves and the odd wedding party of around 100-200 peoples. PM me for details. 
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My dear chapā¦we were ALL hippies in those days.
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