😃 The Little Pleasures of Everyday Life

Monkey Tennis
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An executive breakfast (was a bit late tbh).
A large potato is mostly cooked in the microwave,
Comes out, is cubed, and then fried with a few onions.
These are then mixed with bit of smoked salmon (Asda sell a little packet of smoked salmon scraps), and the this sublime mix is topped off with a fried egg.
This is obviously not made by me, as there is no bacon or beans involved.

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Ducks. Including a rather splendid one.

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Mmm, they’d look better between a wrap with some Hoisin sauce…

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The posh one is a Mandarin. Prefer Sichuan myself.

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My local Chinese does a lovely duck spring roll, I want one now…

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The brown one on the left is thinking “flash cunt.”

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2928

It’s modelling Man Utd’s away shirt for next season.

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2929

The flash one comes from CHIIIINNNNAAAAHHHH…and it ain’t wearing a mask.

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I suspect @dellboy has caught one of those too.

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4lb 3oz pb

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2933

I had a pooh like that as well this morning

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2934

Getting a letter from Immigration with the appointment details to claim my National ID card next month
Woo hoo.
Then reading about the dumb Brits in Spain who didnt register as residents and now face deportation :man_facepalming:

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But, but, but it doesn’t apply to them. They’re ex pats and so can go wherever in the world and will be welcomed.

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In Lidl. Checkout.
Putting stuff on conveyor.
Bloke behind getting all angsty that I wont move my trolley so he can stand next to me and put his stuff on. Mrs P_F says 2m to him.
At till waiting for cashier he explodes into a rant pushes my trolley.
So he got it back. Full in the nuts.
Cashier says “super”
He volleys abuse. Security frog march him out.
I get my first round of applause in Poland from randoms.
We spray extra sanitizer everywhere.

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I can image the conversation when he got home…
“Fuckin’ Brits coming over here, takin’ our women, takin’ our jobs, can’t move for them jammin’ the aisles at Lidl. Bet he’s an illegal” :rage:

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Not sure hed even remember where he had been tbh.
At least he wasnt buying cheap cider :wink:

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I was expecting your next post to regale us with the story of the nexts 8 hours you spent in A&E after he twatted you outside in the car park with a length of 2x4

:wink:

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Phil was outside the pub when a Polish guy came out for a smoke. Got his tobacco out, then asked Phil if he had any papers, Phil panicked and legged it.

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Saw these on a lovely walk. No idea what they are, but get my tick of approval.

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Looks like the yellow arum