😃 The Little Pleasures of Everyday Life

Well here I am pacing up and down like an expectant father. “India” the expectant mother is expecting 6 little ones tomorrow…well that’s when they are due.
We haven’t bothered the Cocker Spaniel breeder for a few weeks…she said she will call when “India” has popped her sprongs.
This afternoon I couldn’t resist any longer and Sandy said “India” is huge, she’s normally 14kgs…she’s just been weighed and she’s now 21kgs…“she’s full of them”
I’m no expert but I wouldn’t be surprised if there were more than 6.

How many teats do lady dogs have? :lou_lol:

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Typically 8 nipples but large/giant breeds have 10

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I have to ask it

How many do tiggers have ? :lou_is_a_flirt:

:lou_facepalm_2:

Tiggers have 2, tigers have 4

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Driving across town & queueing in Hovernment offices all day.
And my registration application is completed and sent off to officially live here in Poland.
Lots more to do & not easy in 3C with gales & snow flurries with man flu
#relief

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Well…mum “Indipops” has popped her sprogs yesterday…right on schedule. Sandy the breeder says Mum and kids are doing fine…all 8 of them…4 girls and 4 boys. One teat for each…clever girl.

I’m off to see them this afternoon despite having man-flu…video and piccies to follow. :lou_lol:

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Wow … how lucky you are. Mind you the breeder sounds mad as a box of frogs. Feel free to post photos endlessly !!

Sandy is a real character…our friends know her well as they got their Cocker from her and when we lost our boy in October she was the one we wanted if we were to have another. She says “we expect you to visit as often as possible before you take her home” I said “Try to keep us away” :lou_lol:

Do they taste good?

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Getting the tannoy message to proceed to the heli-lounge and watch the safety briefing before getting the hell out of Dodge.

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Mrs G’s face when I give her a dozen red Roses.

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She’s a keeper.
tape

I am getting off the rig on Valentines day after 28 days away.
The wife says have you shaved ?
Me off course have you?
I will do it now. She says
I will put some perfume on.

“ ow the fuck that hurts”

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Just booked next week off work. No real plans. Doubt we will go anywhere as last min and half term.

Watching all the women in the office every time interflora turns up - its is like the oscars - all of them trying to look cool and not interested when the flowers first turn up, to trying to mask that disappointment when they get delivered to someone else

The guys are not helping by grabbing them off the delivery man and turning it into a I’m a Celebrity Get me out of here style selection process - Sharon, it’s not you, Jane, it could be you.

Classic stuff

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Sending flowers to your lady when they are at the office is just a game of “look at me”…

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Two of the women i the office were joking baout getting flowers. So when there was a loud knock on our door another colleague went to answer. She quickly slammed the door as it was a voilent service user for the office above.
1 police officer got flowers in pur office.
I got sent a rose once at work. I had strong words with the guy to never doing something ridiculous again.