Should go in the made me chuckle thread. Love sausage. 
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Poor Nigel 
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Yep. Kielbassa every day, but not for my fortnightly full English Satyrday brunch.
Tried it, just not right
One has officially Brexited.
I can now live in Poland and have kind of a National Insurance number.
My Immigration submission is in process, which then lets me get a tax number, so not allowed to work here yet.
Mrs D_P currently sorting hers out.
The entire process has been smooth and quick. The only delay was because we had to get a “new” Marriage Certificate as of yesterday provibg we were still married.
Tomorrow we try to get me a bank account.
Brexit is easy, come on in, the water’s wonderful!
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You’re like those people that promised us all unicorns, when reality is more like.
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Hush now, life is a bed of roses 
It is in the land of Brexit.
Unicorns are only the start of it.
Apparently it was written on a bus
You remember those bloody immigrants landing here & claiming benefits straight away rants…
Weeeeeeeeeeeeell
After 2 days Mrs D_P has gone through the process herself and because we havent started the company set up yet, she is unemployed so she gets the basic entry level of State Healthcare as of today.
And so do I
Now that we didnt expect off to register with a GP next.
Also to be fair, she has been researching all this for 5 years, had done huge amounts of paperwork in that time so it wouldnt work if you lot just rocked up on 28th March
‘Project fear’, or something go worry about? Some might be dismissive of big business trying to hold government to ransom, but we have heard similar from many large industrial employers - The Political rights and wrongs are insignificant, its the practical reality of job losses and industry shifting the Eurozone. Simply responding with ‘well that’s happening already’ is not the answer…
To me that is not project fear, it is project reality.
Any business man needs to secure the value of his shareholders and staff.
So if you have a possible unknown with unknown impact, only a complete idiot would fail to have plans once they see the lie of the land
I think the reality will depend on what is agreed from a UK/EU trade… many of the UK car plants make models for EU distribution, so any import tariff to Eurozone will cause problems… so will depend on value of UK market relative to export etc…
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Small fry. Take a look at the numbers.
“About 250 companies are in talks with the Netherlands Foreign Investment Agency to potentially relocate activities to the country, according to a statement published on Saturday. The candidates would join 42 companies that made the move last year, and the 18 early birds in 2017.”
https://www.bloomberg.com/amp/news/articles/2019-02-09/brexit-s-corporate-refugee-numbers-in-netherlands-set-to-swell?__twitter_impression=true
The French will be ready to help us though. Which is more thoughtful than our bunch of inbreads.
https://www.france24.com/en/video/20190209-french-port-city-calais-prepares-no-deal-brexit
But fear not. When we eventually catch up. All that trade will be waiting to come through. Oh, hold up.
“A post-Brexit new shipping route will see Ireland connected to Europe via the Netherlands and Belgium under EU contingency plans.”
Not to worry, Liam knows how things work.
Oh, someone tell the smart money. Unless they already know.
Good news. A small group of people will make a financial killing, but enough links from me(there’s loads written about it).
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Nah, its all going to be great now we have our country back…
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When’s my unicorn being delivered?
I won’t feel safe until i see it, plus i bet no one else has gone for blue tartan as their option.
On a more realistic note, are there still 400-500 bits of legislation just waiting for Fox to use his new undemocratic powers on(wonder which one’s they’ve saved for that treat?).
I am just worried about where we have to put all the rotting noses that so many cut off to spite their faces… going to cause a hell of a stink… bit like and EU butter mountain…
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for offshore the title is dont happy be worry
Nice article on the Irish here.
A read