😃 The Little Pleasures of Everyday Life

You’re in Liverpool, aren’t you? :thinking: So there’s not going to be much doubt, if any at all.

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Taking Darcey for her first visit to a pub.

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She looks a bit old for a first visit to the pub, and why has she taken a rat on a string?

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Cute… puppy aint so bad either :wink:

(Monsieur Mapé de Tasmania - lady charmer)

Hey she’s wearing a Jack Wild fan club T shirt too…

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We already have a thread for this, probably. It’s a good one from memory.

Maybe so, but our posts would have been completely out of context if posted there in isolation.

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Yeah and how would a replacement steering wheel for a certain US Sports pick up truck motor vehicle have worked there?

She had a sheltered upbringing.

And then she met you, poor love.

(I know, I know, your lady has met me also but hopefully the shock of that has wiped it from her brain)

She still has nightmares, but it’s possible that their root cause is @saintbletch’s blouses.

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Oh well done everyone

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Managing to get your back to crack so that you don’t have to walk about like you’ve been fucked with a marrow

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When a bitch has got your back :crazy_face:

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Being able to jog on the spot in front of the TV to get your first exercise since ‘the cock op’.

Good to get the heart beating again.

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Polish Bacon is a wafer thin version of Streaky. Smoked version is less than 1 molecule thick, impossible to even peel slices apart.
I had coped but pinned for British Back Bacon.
Yesterday in Lidl I saw this


A “streaky bacon joint” for £2.38 per kg 1/4 the shit bacon price.

I had an idea
We have a small meat slicer (did that joke this morning)
After some technical issues requiring delicate knife work on the rind, partial freezing so it could slice & cutting the wrong way so it fit in the slicer I can announce.
A mess

But what a stupendously delicious mess.
Finally 2mm thick bacon
Life is bearable again

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Well done, however I think @Polski_Filip has managed to get hold of a post-op off-cut. :nauseated_face:

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Fancy a game of Viagra Roulette? You take a large tablet, and we bet on whether it turns black or red :+1::+1:

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When you wake up in the morning to find it is Xmas

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Phil, if you don’t remember putting that there you have a problem. Call Alcoholics Anonymous immediately.

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