You’re in Liverpool, aren’t you? So there’s not going to be much doubt, if any at all.
She looks a bit old for a first visit to the pub, and why has she taken a rat on a string?
Cute… puppy aint so bad either
(Monsieur Mapé de Tasmania - lady charmer)
We already have a thread for this, probably. It’s a good one from memory.
Maybe so, but our posts would have been completely out of context if posted there in isolation.
Yeah and how would a replacement steering wheel for a certain US Sports pick up truck motor vehicle have worked there?
She had a sheltered upbringing.
And then she met you, poor love.
(I know, I know, your lady has met me also but hopefully the shock of that has wiped it from her brain)
She still has nightmares, but it’s possible that their root cause is @saintbletch’s blouses.
Oh well done everyone
Managing to get your back to crack so that you don’t have to walk about like you’ve been fucked with a marrow
Being able to jog on the spot in front of the TV to get your first exercise since ‘the cock op’.
Good to get the heart beating again.
Polish Bacon is a wafer thin version of Streaky. Smoked version is less than 1 molecule thick, impossible to even peel slices apart.
I had coped but pinned for British Back Bacon.
Yesterday in Lidl I saw this
A “streaky bacon joint” for £2.38 per kg 1/4 the shit bacon price.
I had an idea
We have a small meat slicer (did that joke this morning)
After some technical issues requiring delicate knife work on the rind, partial freezing so it could slice & cutting the wrong way so it fit in the slicer I can announce.
A mess
But what a stupendously delicious mess.
Finally 2mm thick bacon
Life is bearable again
Fancy a game of Viagra Roulette? You take a large tablet, and we bet on whether it turns black or red
Phil, if you don’t remember putting that there you have a problem. Call Alcoholics Anonymous immediately.