I got up early and rattled off a few chores. Went to M&S and bagged loads of yellow labelled reductions. In the good books cause mrs dell doesnāt give a fuck what it is as long as its got a yellow label on it. Got a free coffee. Definitely got āthe lookā from a very attractive young lady whilst waiting for the bus that arrived immediately. Still got it!
Then I remembered Saints are playing later.
But youāve sent it!
Thatās you done - off to Guantanamo bay within hours.
Hope your fashion taste leans toward orange.
I work for a Dutch firm normal attire is bright orange boiler suit.
Itās the new Black apparently
Fucking drunk numpties setting off the hotel fire alarm at 3amā¦no it wasnāt me. 
Not a recommendation
Do they not realise that there are so many streaming options (excluding Philās dodgy onesā¦) all wanting to charge broadly the same and all having maybe 2 or 3 current āmust seeā things to watch and that in the current economic situation something has to give 
Donāt start me on cars and having to pay subscriptions to activate features already in the carā¦.
What the fuck does this mean? You buy a car and cant access all its features unless you pay a monthly fee ?? FFS Money grabbing bastards.
Yep
Fucking wankers
Yep, like SatNav updates, most cars come with built in SatNavs but if you want the maps to stay current you have to pay for the updatesā¦
Move to Philippines each car comes with a driver if he doesnt know where to go sack him and get another.
Wtf is wrong with google maps?
Why would you pay?
Oh yeah.
Cant have maps on phone so you pay their mates who own a satnav company
But seriously?
Dont you have bluetooth & Android Auto?
No, HTH
Actually some car manufacturers now only provide Sat/Nav on their premium spec cars. Partly because of the recent short supply of micro-chips and partly because most people use the mapping apps on their iPhones and Android Auto.
Oh.
The work Renault Van has bluetooth & cable connection and the option to buy their crap version
My Hyundai has a phone holder wedged into an air vent Ā£5 from the chinese crap store for the holder
To be fair I had a hire car recently, it as a 22 plate I think, the console had Android Auto (and the Apple equivalent).
Connect your phone and use Google/Apple Maps, simples really.
My current car has MirrorLink which is shit.
The wife has just told me she has stage 4 cancer and has refused medication or treatment for it.
Fuck.
Jeez. Sorry to hear that fella.
Refusing meds too?
why would your car want a link to Maxwell your boat maybe 