After we scored three. In less than a month
Caravan parks where there is no mobile signal and the provided WiFi is worse than useless.
You on holiday Bob?
No, heâs on a caravan park.
Fire engine turned into our lane earlier. Sirens blaring turned round, parked just up the road.
More sirens 2nd engine, unmarked Cops Ambulance
Turns out a neighbour hung himself.family couldnât get him down after they found him.
Jeez
Spurs fan?
That will need Hanibal Lector to remove it.
I know you all think I am a tax exile but I/Company have just paid 103,000 USD into the coffers of the EG govt with no way of me clawing any of it back.
Bastards.
The good old days of âin countryâ earnings and âoffshore paymentsâ are fast becoming history
Ah yes.
The old paying tax not a bribe to get your Saffaâs released cover story
Sorry to hear that, mate.
Thank you
Sorry to say they are still incacerated on the EG mainland although they do now have proper access to lawyers and a doctor
Helicopter brakes failed waiting on replacement helicopter another 2 and half hours and not a bar in sight.
Good for whatâs left of your liver.
And cancer
Court date has been set for 3rd / 4th of May we will have to wait and see what happens with that.
Nicely crisped in the air fryer!
Air Fryer ?? Fuck off