😠 The Little Annoyances Of Everyday Life (Part 1)

Monkey Tennis
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I keep looking for the expiry date on mine

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Diplomatically *, less than accurate information in the workplace. Not talking embellishment or putting a good spin on stuff. I’m talking flat out true == false.

Doesn’t work that well in computer programs. Doesn’t work that well in the workplace either.

:sotonians: * There truly is a first time for everything

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I
Am
Not
Jealous

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At a petrol station as I said :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

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I am fucked

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:scream:
Its an F8 Tributo.
Only $262,000 worth
Im guessing the fuel is a minor cost vs the insurance for the lads to drive it

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this is a picc not to send
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I can hear you questioning him already… “How fast does it go mister?”

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I got up early and rattled off a few chores. Went to M&S and bagged loads of yellow labelled reductions. In the good books cause mrs dell doesn’t give a fuck what it is as long as its got a yellow label on it. Got a free coffee. Definitely got ‘the look’ from a very attractive young lady whilst waiting for the bus that arrived immediately. Still got it!

Then I remembered Saints are playing later.

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But you’ve sent it!
That’s you done - off to Guantanamo bay within hours.
Hope your fashion taste leans toward orange.

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I work for a Dutch firm normal attire is bright orange boiler suit.

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It’s the new Black apparently

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Fucking drunk numpties setting off the hotel fire alarm at 3am…no it wasn’t me. :face_with_symbols_over_mouth:

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Not a recommendation

Do they not realise that there are so many streaming options (excluding Phil’s dodgy ones…) all wanting to charge broadly the same and all having maybe 2 or 3 current “must see” things to watch and that in the current economic situation something has to give :roll_eyes:

Don’t start me on cars and having to pay subscriptions to activate features already in the car…. :face_with_symbols_over_mouth:

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What the fuck does this mean? You buy a car and cant access all its features unless you pay a monthly fee ?? FFS Money grabbing bastards.

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Yep

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Fucking wankers

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Yep, like SatNav updates, most cars come with built in SatNavs but if you want the maps to stay current you have to pay for the updates…

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Move to Philippines each car comes with a driver if he doesnt know where to go sack him and get another.

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Wtf is wrong with google maps?
Why would you pay?
Oh yeah.
Cant have maps on phone so you pay their mates who own a satnav company