Funnily enough wall to wall blue sky at Cobham Towers - Luverly
The clue is in the name. 
Old schoolmate?
Shitty hotel wifi will not allow pictures of beer to be uploaded
Stomach bug/IBS, suffering for 5 days now…
fucking staff and their fucking inability to fucking follow a fucking simple fucking system because they are too fucking bone idle to fucking think for their fucking selves and their fucking managers are too fucking weak to fucking take the fucking fuckers to fucking task
Good. 
Wife knows am in Dubai and wants gifts
The fucking fucker fucked the fucking thing the fucker should not have fucking touched.
How many times over the years have I used this
Correct usage of the word is as below
The fucking fucker fucked the fucking thing before the fucking fucker fucked the fucking next fucking thing
I think i missed a Fucking between bone and idle
Anyway i have calmed down. the fucking useless fucking fucker has been fucking taken to fucking task by the fucking biggest fucker in the fucking company - fucking me!
I picked my 1st super spucy chilli. Grown from tge seeds of last years killers.
I sluced a 1mm slice. I quartered that then tasted it.
Christ on a bike.
1 yoghurt, & a glass of milk later i still cannot feel my lips.
Man that’s a SPICY meatball.
Much better cooked or pickled.
I have 6 bushes full chilli jam weekend
I like the subtle approach.
I am not averse to employing my the full gamut of the King’s English when called for, on occasions where the company requires decorum, I tend to limit myself to “Bum, bugger, arsehole, shit, piss, fart”
The Wem WI always appreciated Shroppie’s addresses.
lol - back in the day my favourite refrain was “fuck cunt Willy bum shit”
I’m pretty sure that was inspired by a program about Tourette’s - probably not the outcome the producers had intended
I prefer to lead with a benign adjective, then finish with a hard hitting obscenity - “You Dozy Cunt” is a current favourite. Soppy Cunt is also high on the list of choice insults. 
