I donât mind being in our Cheltenham office for the rest of the week but I do mind being dumped in the Premier Inn as Hotel du Vin wasnât available, (allegedly - I can see they have rooms) and the steak being off the menu.
Need to make sure I havenât accidentally upset anyone in Secretarial as they can be vindictive in many small waysâŚ
Itâs nice in Derby.
Makeny Hall Hotel, with a rather lovely setting. And enough about the bird, the hotelâs not bad either. 
Having to listen to Polish Rap
Hey Yay
Hey YoâŚ
Remarkable
Sharing the pain (sounds better live mind)
Look forward to your review of the nightlife, Iâve heard good things.
Looking at the buildings itâll be a band of local traditional folk players with a tone deaf singer.
Polish with a fake Jamaican accent- almost as good as the UKâŚ.
Fake Jamaican accent you say? If thatâs your thing check out this dance hall bangerâŚ
Blimey is that what the yoots listen to in Derby?
Oasis (the group, not the drink)
Oh, definitely the drink, maybe.
if anyone is going for tickets, I recommend the first few shows -they may not have got their eye in by then but at least they wonât have fallen out yet
Nope, not me
Iâm giving it 2 concerts, maybe I should start a sweepstake.
I only bought their first album, which I really enjoyed but they went downhill quickly after that. 
Donât you just hate it when youâre just trying to get a meeting started, they bring in the refreshments tray too early and youâre left staring at a bunch of arseholes⌠
Obvgonna try for tickets.
I need a pension
We are in The Lake District for a week. Sunday was the wettest day Iâd ever seen but it was a shower compared to today.
Mrs S decided it would be nice to âget out and drive to Grasmereâ to buy some gingerbread. Whoopee.
Floods, biblical rain, Iâm soaked. Noah just floated past.
We were camping in North Cornwall last week, on the last 2 nights I honestly expected to open the tent flaps to see Munchkins and a yellow brick road outside the tentâŚ
Did you see my ex under a house?
This sounds like any number of working lunches that I have been to
