😠 The Little Annoyances Of Everyday Life (Part 2)

Monkey Tennis
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Assuming the thick twat could read, he would have probably thought it was just for cattle and therefore ok for horses

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Pikeys in Cobham

Pony and traps holding up the traffic

Watch out for them racing down the A3 and the rozzers doing nothing yet again.

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I’m saving that for the next time you dismiss anyone north of Watford Gap as racist for complaining about their desolate towns being filled with asylum seekers. :smile::smile::+1::sunglasses:

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Surely you mean north of the channel?

:man_shrugging::joy:

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The Plymouth ones weren’t actually about immigration. It was a pre-emptive protest against Wayne Rooney, they’re worried about their elderly grandmothers.

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Is this the story in the Daily Echo being described as a ‘New Forest Event’?

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Yep

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YouTube
Mr Beast.

That’s all the grandkids want to watch…
Weather is perfect, pool beckons.
Nah.
You Tube

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In Brizzle for the rest of this week.

Staying in usual hotel - got told I’d been upgraded!!

I think it was because I moaned last time about having to go through the whole new registration process each time due to it being a corporate booking)

Got checked in and upgraded in record time.

Upgrade means top floor - it’s Bristol so no marvellous city views, a few things like sachets of bath condiments and snacks to snaffle but underwhelming- Upgrades used to be so much more.

Cue @Polski_Filip / @PhilippineSaint

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I will let @Polski_Filip go first then
I haven’t had a hotel upgrade since before covid.

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But you have flight stories, right :+1:

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Yeah, we have soft toilet paper so it’s more Hotel Gayboy :roll_eyes::joy:

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Havent been in a hotel since December 2018!

Hotel upgrades.

Nah. Got nothing.

Dud i ever mention my BA flight from LHR to JFK that got upgraded.

To Concorde?

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Fucking deathtrap if you ask me. You wouldn’t get me to fly in one of…oh…um…forget that. :face_with_spiral_eyes: :flushed:

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I actually quite like this cruising lark

I really wanted to hate it because everyone I know was saying we reckon you might like it and the contrarian in me hates being told what i might or might not like

Now I have to go back and admit they were right and I wasn’t - that’s killing me

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I was exactly the same. Lady Slowlane’s family were all keen on cruising and I got accused of being selfish for not wanting to go. I said, “I’ll never be old enough to go on a cruise”…I was wrong.
Eventually I agreed to go because Lady SL wanted a cruise for he 60th birthday so we did a 14 day Western Med cruise.
We’ve been cruising ever since. We’re doing a river cruise up the Rhone next month. However the mega ships aren’t to our taste, we prefer the smaller ones.

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I haven’t cracked yet.

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I treated a port I hadn’t visited before as a taster for places I should have been but never got round to it. The Caribbean is a good one but you have to fly in and out. However its a nice way to spend a couple of weeks in January or February. :slight_smile:

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4 hours to kill at Frankfurt Airport with no lounge access and a mindset that says €10 for 2 cans of Becks…
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