What is more important the cricket the football or the wife ? And she wants an answer.
New airport lounges and WIFI that does not work
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Tables that rock
New sirline or just construction.?
Home alone.
Take Kitten out for her morning sit under her tree. Im sluggish, bit hungover and lack of sleep because Im not Mum and Kitten couldnāt get comfy so kept moaningā¦
And BiL went off at 6am and left Young Chickens Coup gate open.
So Kitten finds a chicken under her tree and we invent a new Olympic Sport.
Hungover Chicken Herding with a Kitten..
Kitten just wants them to run anywhere. They just want to talk to Kitten. Both totally ignore me.
Anyway 20 minutes later, astonishingly, they are all back in their hutch.
Kitten is exhausted. Is it beer oāclock yet?
For the last time @Polski_Filip IT IS ALWAYS BEER OCLOCK TBH 
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Holiday makers from Poland, theyāre worse than the Russians.. Rude, entitled, loud
And what is it with them all, and I mean all even the women, having a sleeve on their left arm and left leg? Is it some sort of holiday requirement because they all look brand new..
And another thing, what is it with water and having to throw balls around?
I canāt count the number of times Iāve nearly been hit by flying missiles in the pool or at the beachā¦
Welcome to the old age club @BTripz
@lifeintheslowlane will give you some tips on how to survive 
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I think I was born a grumpy old gitā¦
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ā¦yep, donāt go in the water. Only strong swimmers drown, non swimmers get rescued. 
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Having to have an interview to move vessels for the same position within the same company.
They have my appraisals for the last 13 years all saying what a good boy I am what more do they need?
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ā¦are you not familiar with bribery?
Think they may be shocked to actually see a beach and unable / unaware of how to dress.
From your description of their behaviour almost certainly Krakowian Business Owners with MBAās
The day after it seems like a āLittle Annoyanceā but yesterday afternoon the news that Baddesley Common, our daily dog walking area was on fire, was a BIG fuckinā worry. Not least as I had a call from my friend, a local lady farmer who was in direct line of fire.
Fortunately the Fire Brigade have had a lot of practice at dealing with this kind of fire this summer and quickly had it under controlā¦
The aftermath this morningā¦
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The Polish Railways website site & App are down
Really annoying because I need to book night trains to/from Munich
Because I got a Corporate invite
To 1st day of Oktoberfest
Now about that no beer thingā¦
Want to Time Travel?
Simple just try and book a cross border trains online in the EU. Damn it is SO 90ās
Omio adds about 30% and only shows German trains, Austrian wonāt let you buy a ticket unless you are in Austria or at a station ticket office.
Booking a return lol. Needed 2 windows open 2 logins. 2nd one timed me out while trying to do the 1st leg. And of course going in again the price/seat combo wasnāt available even though tried 3 different browsers secret mode and the App. Cost me (well, my sponsor) an extra 25 quid
Anyway I got tickets 11 hours each way and yes I have a Couchette, yes it stops about 30 times, no I wonāt get any sleep but damn, proper Race Across the World shit!
And the Friday is my Youngestās secret delayed 40th Birthday Party - in a Wild West themed bar in fancy dress.
Yes I have a passable hat and what could possibly go wrong
Why do some men open the button on their trousers when standing at the urinal?
Dont tell me they cannot get there cock out the zipper.