I have room for about 5 bottles in my luggage to take home for me and the wife.
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Mrs P_F & MiL have gone on holiday to visit the family.
1st time in 2 years.
2 year old went into MiLs room opened case unpacked everything sat down to eat the sweeties sheād brought her.
Luckily she only had 1 - a heavy duty heart medication
Stomach pump overnight, still not back from hospital.
Family think visitors are murderous evil.
Sigh
Here Iām tasked to look after baby chicks.
With help from the Kitten.
Well yesterday all the big grown ups gate crashed feeding time. Kitten legged it in doors. BiL had to come from work.
Today went better. Chicks are fed.
But. Mrs P_F adopted one chicken that thought it was a Kitten. Followed her around chatted to us watched telly
But she got sick dzy they travelled. Vet gave meds, but yesterday Chick was in a bad way. I got it indoors got some liquids in and some food.
Last night BiL got some meds in her.
Really surprised she made it tbh
This morning she is on last breath
Nothing to do except make her comfortable and wait. Cant get her beak open to get liquids in..
Anyway what a turd start to holidays. Im up to my neck in chicken shit instead of going down pub last night. No chance of forest walks
And Kitten is making me pay for giving some attention to chickens not her
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When I previously mentioned the Porto airport was ok. Got into the lounge and the toilets are out of order so you have to leave the lounge and go to the pleb toilets downstairs then join the back of the queue to get back in the lounge.
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It gets worse the duty free and lounges are before you go through immigration so your getting pissed up on free Super Bock your ticket says boarding at 16:00 but the display board says boarding. Ok go to the gate and find I have to get in a queue for immigration. Which does not move quickly. Eventually get through and find its not actually boarding until 16:00 bastards i could have had another beer. But if I had left in the normal time to leave the lounge and get to the gate I would have missed the flight.
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Lart time we were at Porto airport we had a 2 hour delay so the ladies decided, just for nostalgiaās sake theyād get a half bottle of Mateus Roseā¦madness. 
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Is Mateus still a thing?
Lololol itās shit, itās always been shit and itās still shit
Those nostalgic days of not have a pot to piss in and that was the only wine other than damson wine available at the pub - fuck that
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Welcome to the world of Non- Shenghen that UK voted forā¦
Obv doesnāt affect me with my ID Card unless Im stupid enough to transit via UK anywhere
No, it was just that the ladies involved could remember when it was. 
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Sitting on the decking supping a cool beer.
Look across Lady Slowlane says, āI think itās time the lawn was mown again.ā
I replied, āyou should never mow hot grassā
I think I got away with it.
Either that or Chambers will have to do it next week. Heās on holiday at the moment.
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Hedges - I fucking hate hedges
The fucking bastards keep growing and I have to keep cutting them
And why is the fucking thing 4 m tall - it scares the piss out of me up there
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Cut it down a reclaim 2ft of garden
If you want to annoy the neigbhours put a chain link fence in just so your dog can bark at them when they are sunbathing
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Sport being on at the wrong time of day I am continually fucked and not by the girlfriend
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Hedge still standing - although it now looks like Edward Scissor Hands with Parkinsonās has been at it. Iām hot and bothered and covered in scratches because the bastard wouldnāt go without a fight
Mind you donāt prick yourself.
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