Cancelled flight - fuel in the AC everyone gassed and feeling sick
Cue Spanish chaos - sent to all ends of the airport until they get us to reclaim
Can’t put them in cos the hearing aids are in the way.
Most modern hearing aids are bluetooth enabled so they could link them to their phones as well.
Do you remember how hard it was to organise a zoom call with the olds during Covid??? Bluetooth their hearing aids 
Pardon?
Home finally - 14 hours to get back from ship in Barcelona to home
We got booked on to a new flight 3.5 hours later - then couldn’t find and no one could confirm if the luggage was getting transferred
Because we had been disembarked departure side and BA had said the luggage would be going we had to out and back to check in
Not trusting the bastards we ask at check in about the baggage - no it’s not getting transferred BA will deliver it and we would have to get it off the carousel and re check it
Back to arrivals, argue with security to get back into the belts wait and wait and wait
Eventually case turn up run back up to check in - too late for our rebooked flight
Tantrum
Most flights are full now say we will downgrade to economy just get us the fuck home - they can’t do that - takes another 40 minutes to work that out which meant the next flight was also buggered
Ayatollah rings the golden number again and it’s done in 30 seconds albeit me in business and her in economy
Absolute shitshow
The only saving grace was that Barca to London is an hourly schedule so there were a lot of planes - fuck now’s what would have happened if this was somewhere more remote
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Serves you right.
Who flies kegscy Airlines these days?
You’d have had to suffer like the rest of us peons 
But then you’d be compensated so no biggy.
Well I would have booked into the nearest 5 star hotel and contacted our travel dept to arrange for a ticket and then gone on the screaming piss.
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That was the back up plan - a pied piper tour of Barcelona tapas haunts with half of the plane’s passengers in tow
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Gulf Air Checkin
Bangkok
PA
Ladies and Gentlemen. Our flight today is over booked. We are looking for volunteers to offload and we will rebook you on our next flight in 3 days.
We will offer hotel accomodation, transfers and food.
Fucking shit Airline. I got ignored… had to catch the flight I was scheduled on…
Hormonal menopausal women who can’t read a fucking row and seat number on their concert tickets…
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There is a Concert on in the UK tonight?
The Ayatollah and her SiL went - I was on post concert escort duties with my BiL
Turns out we were the ones who needs escorting home
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When Saints went bust, on Fiverweb, the Monkey Petting zoo idea came up.
I also said I would ask Tiger Woods to buy us and we would install a Golf Course in the Stadium. Well I did ask him, and like Fiverweb, he laughed
I REALLY should have patented the idea of a Football Stadium Golf Course
Damn I was such an innovator
https://x.com/MadridXtra/status/2061802054205526295?s=20
Not laughing now huh?
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Paraffin budgie delayed due to bad weather beer getting warm 
