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Our internet is shit
And slow
Last week upgraded to best possossoble
We hit 32mps
Finally someone listened and i gave facts
Finally we now at 262mbs thihmgs are workinhg
Apart from your spell checker 
Got off bus home from town - dermatologist & physiotherapy day.
And it’s fvcking snowing.
(Not the 1.5m deep type they have down the road but still…)
The Pope is doing an official trip to EG this week so all helicopters have been cancelled for crew changes until after he has left incoming crew dont have hotels booked as all hotels fully booked outgoing crew will have to change all there flight arrangements. Another cock up caused by religion.
The only possible good thing I can see in this visit he is going to give the last rites to the incumbent president.
I have just realised I cannot go back home during the football season until the Hythe ferry is back in operation.
They are just about to launch an hourly marchwood to London train service that stops at Southampton
That could actually be worse than the bus service.
Too late for April Fool’s posts.
Forgot to do my FPL like 6 players on a blank week FFS
Come on Hampshire - you can make it your swan song before you are disbanded
Flying to Bangkok yesterday for an advanced fire fighting course today which actually lasted 3 hours. Dont fly home until tomorrow.
Friday fantasy football deadlines
missed it again but at least I have 5 free transfers, a wild card and a free hit for the last game
Lol
Missed last week, scraped 34 points somehow.
Wildcarded this week to get 2 Palace players in the squad ready for double game week 36 and get rid of Sanchez in goal
What does all that even nean?