😠 🤯 The Little Annoyances Of Everyday Life (Part 2)

Another whinge. West Quay Parking in both car parks is now a pain in the bollocks. The cunts have done away with the ticket machines now, so you have 3 options to pay for your parking as they base it on number plate recognition. 1 - register with a generic website which is not specific to WQ and really isn’t easy to use, giving them all manner of unnecessary details (presumably so they can flog it on). 2 - Scan a publically displayed (no chance of that being scammed then) QR code which leads you to a website where you can pay. Except there aint no fucking signal in WQ car parks, so everyone using this has to troop out to the High St to get a signal and pay for their parking. 3 - Pay at the exit point - that won’t cause queues in peak times at all. No, Sir.

I went to Festival Place in December. Parking payment was a piece of piss. Big box on the wall. Input reg number, tap card, out. Easy.

And on Saturday WQ escalators were out of order as was one in M&S. Felt like the place is starting to get old and shitty.

Its fine.
We’re getting old & shitty.

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Did someone call?

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Some dirty bastard using the common toilet on the vessel and putting the used toilet paper in the waste basket instead of the toilet and flushing it. :poop: :poop: :poop:

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Hmmm, must be a dirty protest.

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As it happens we do have an Irish guy on board who got very defensive when I mentioned the H blocks :rofl:

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Watch yer back.

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So this morning I decide to bin me all-in-one HP Printer. The thing was refusing to connect with the hub sitting on my desktop, 6 feet away. Add to the annoyance when it was offering to connect to every other Hub in North Baddesley. The HP Free Ink charter was also failing to supply me with a new ink cartridge…cunts. SO it’s now keeping company with another 3 old printers in the loft.

I went up the local shop and bought a new one…back to Epson again…I have a large Epson Scanner and that’s never caused anything but joy. The new Printer is connected and sit’s happily in my study awaiting my bidding. :smiley:

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Village shop ttip. No bread at home
Fvck me, I haven’t felt cold like this since my kids decided I should dance with the ex wife at my eldest Son’s wedding

MOT centres: ā€˜ā€˜Have your car here by 8am. please.’’

3pm rolls around: ā€˜ā€˜We haven’t started the MOT yet’’ FFS :lou_angry:

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Annoyance
Coming home sober yet still can’t find your car in the morning!


Back to bed ut is then

Trying to apply for a renewal of a British passport
you have to apply online.
you have to send them various documents via recorded mail
you have to pay with a debit card.
they then dont respond to any queries on the new fangled website.
they send you a letter by snail mail that arrives after the date required to respond to.
they tell you in the letter that the amount already paid is non refundable.
they are only available between the hours of 8 till 8 UK time.
there is no live person to talk to.
I may well have to go back to the Uk to sort it B’stards

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Had to do mine in 2019
In Germany. I expecred dusaster took 10 days
Mates have had to bopk the special appointment express service and fly back.

Cost cutting for you.
Back in the old days the Consulate in Dubai did it.
Ex Mrs P_F didnt check eldest sons passport it had expired. We found out at 2pm the day before we flew on holiday to Aus
Screamed to embassy, listened to entitled twat in front of us demanding - they said 4 weeks.
I went the Im an idiot route, im sorry.
34 minutes later new passport.

Progress innit. World is a cost that must be cut, not an essential service

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still cannot get any sense out of the fuckers

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FFS the guy next door has an old American muscle car which he doesn’t drive very much.

Occasionally he sits there and has it idling in his garage/porch and revs it up. It’ s making my whole office vibrate and stink of petrol

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Fucking Bot’s now I have to send a full copy of my usable passport to the idiots in the UK cunts

Oh we dont accept digital copies when I asked if I could e-mail it? what the fuck do they think a Photocopy is?

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You nean you didn’t attach it to the application form (completed in black ink) when you posted it?

Tell us you got a Brit to sign your passport photos on the back…

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In actual fact the last person to sign the back of a picture of me died yesterday and he owed me money

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That was a bit OTT from you.

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This for @PhilippineSaint …