Leave the little fucker at home with the nanny.
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When you transfer 2 Palace players in to your FPL team v Saints
& they earn you 3 pointsā¦
Serves you right 
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Kids moaning that theyāre too hot 
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Well thank the fuck that is over. We can dispence with hope until next season.
Guaranteed that the team will play with free abandon and we will win the next 7 games missing survival by a point 
Pensionās fucked. Saints fucked. Stubbed my little toe on the side of the fucking bedpost this morning (the worst pain known to man) and cut myself shaving with a new razor. FFS,
The new housemaid is called Ten but is probably a three
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If this Labour govt want to do something to improve our lives then they can sort out the shit show that is parking apps - I had to download another today - I say download, I couldnāt because there was no fucking signal because I was in the middle of the fucking Forest
I have 5 now
You should call her Miss Sold
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Did your missus have anything to do with her employment??
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Well I certainly did not
Youāre both assuming the housemaidās gender.
Shame on you. 
But Iām not a woke bloke so I am allowed
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We here at Slowlane Mansion we have a woke culture and recruit through totally confused .com
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It is in the title maid is a female term I hope she is female I have not checked as she is a 3
Itās 2025 mate, do keep up. 
I am with CB on this one until she is proven to have a cock she is female.
Itās 2025 mate, do keep up.
I have no problem keeping up blue pills not required
Wife is annoyed
Hants Cricket
Premier league football
F1 racing
Masters Golf
She is placing an official complaint with Sotonians.
What excuses do I now use as the above keeps me up from 1900 until 0700 and she is demanding her conjugal rights?
I keep telling her if she watches the Saints games she will be as well fucked as the rest of us.