I am in Africa they donāt use the plastic seats like civilized countries, because they stand on them and break them. So no way I caught it from a toilet seat 
Dunno. Havenāt seen you for a couple of years.
I am not Ladyboy Phil 
Is that what they call a ālong-dropā?
If you had ever seen a long drop up close you would never confuse it with anyting
I have managed to re-open my phone, but as it was factory reset it is now trying to upload every single update ever invented for every application on the bloody thing. I expect it to be finished when I come back next trip.
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Cant wait to see your spell checker
Well if it is as bad as yours I will be disabling it 
Going though security at addis airport and they dropped my watch
Its fucking broke
Thatās going to cost you 99p for another Casio.
He passes through Bangkok.
Quick trip to MBK Centre
Best James Bond genuine original Omega watches on the planet.
Mate of mine bought a fake Rolex for 25 quid there 20 years ago.
Still wears it every day still going still waterproof
He is fucked all mobile phone shops in BK airport shutdown cant buy new phone and not enough time to go outside airport
Earthquake at airport all flights delayed
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Yeah like Big muvvafukker earthquake.
Building has collapsed in BKK.
Myanmar hit bad
Hope you get put up in a city cenyte hotel for a night or two free of chargeā¦
Stay safe
Wahey! Freetime in Bangkok and the Mrs knows itās legit!
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Flight not delayed very long arrived in Philippines on time
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Is Very Long who you picked up in Bangkok?
Is anyone else irritated by this advert?
Kid behaving like a feral brat? Donāt give her a well deserved clout round the earole, just buy a bigger car so she canāt reach the front seat to kick it. 
FFS. 