Oh, the horror. 
My heart bleeds for you. 
Its also raining but verticle not UK horizontal 
I’m definitely not a God- botherer but this made me chuckle
MiL has a £600 hearing aid.
She has very strict rules about going out because she lost it 2 years ago.
She went out without the bag and carrying box shejas been told she must use so she doesn’t lose it.
She has lost the hearing aid.we don’t have £600.
Fucking idiot
send us your paypal details and i will lend you the dosh
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The deal breaker for me will be when the vicar is a non-binary pansexual transvestite.
I am not becoming a Vicar
Fuck off Goodison Park!
Masterful piece of clickbait here.
Man City star Jack Grealish bids farewell after confirmed retirement news
FFS. 
Football shit.
Crcket shit.
I’ll cheer myself up by watching Egg Chasing.
Oh.
Polish not wedding but wedding party sort of
Physio is helping my neck/shoulder but it cranked an area of my back where i damaged ligaments 40 years ago and went through years of pain.
So my back is screaming and making graunching grinding noises
And we have Mrs P_F 's BFF’s Mums 70th Birthday party
In a restaurant 30 min drive from home death by food and i am doped up to the eyeballs on meds and not drinking.
Sitting on a restaurant chair is absolute agony.
5 hours to go
Cake done now cold cuts…
Looks grim.
The Chicken Kiev thing was OK.
I learnt long ago to take great care piercing it for the 1st time.
Couple of ruined shirts / dresses fown the far end of the table.
Worst thing is they all get pissed and i become invisible just a world of silent pain.
Usually avoid them when I have to drive tbh.
That’s not Bristow.
Fake I call!
Its an Augusta Westland 210 this is a Bristow
Westland?
Damn that must be old
So is this.
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