šŸ˜  The Little Annoyances Of Everyday Life (Part 2)

Me Iā€™m not working

Iā€™m not working either :blush:

Bone Idle wankers

Wish I was working.

Going to London. On a day when the trains are fvcked up (as usual)

I put my time in and retired at the age of 47 so fuck working!
TBF I did have the occasional part time job but was last gainfully employed in 2006. Work is overrated. :stuck_out_tongue:

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Couldnā€™t agree more your Lordship. I am firmly of the opinion that if hard work was such a good and virtuous thing the rich would keep more of it for themselves.

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Got in before it all went tits up.

Currently at Waterloo and itā€™s a bit hit and miss. :roll_eyes:

Mrs P_F 's BFF has just ariived with her boyfriend

He has brought 2 different flavoured bottles of Imber.

Moonshine

Fuck

The half empty is wherehe poured 2 ā€œshotsā€

It is Vodka but matured in a very aged wood barre
Basically hand made artisan shit.
It is rather Rum ish

Full one is obv Bison Grass but not Zubrowka shitl

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Being designated driver for Mrs P_F to go do all the heavy lift non presents based shopping.
I had a nice snooze in the car shile she steamed in IKEA, I had to do Auchan with her, now sheā€™s gone to the Outlet Mall (again) - she came here Wednesday for 3 hours with BFF ā€œbut wasnā€™t able to find what she neededā€

Iā€™ve had to park 300m away traffic is horrific

Might get lucky and miss the game

Bloody price of Costa these days. Itā€™s fucking outrageous. :rage::face_with_symbols_over_mouth:

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How to spot Spam Emailsā€¦delete anything that begins with, ā€œCongratulationsā€ :lou_eyes_to_sky:

She canā€™t find a tree she likes

:face_with_symbols_over_mouth::face_with_symbols_over_mouth:

What about that green one over there?

Brew Dog Outpost Tower Hill

A cavern of a place full of pished Xmas party groups

And Brew Dog beer is shite IMHO

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The hoppy christmas one was alright - although quite why BA were serving 6% beer on a plane was beyond me

;Iā€™m with her. I wouldnā€™t give any of them house room.

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Not just your opinion. Much of the beer drinking fraternity.

So.
An HOUR after we arrived at the store, she hot 2 trees.
1 for MiL and one she is happy with.
It seems a new delivery was inbound, she wobbled her eyebrows at one of the tree packers and is in a completely happy Chrustmas mood.

Then she tried to wrap presents.
With the Kitten helpingā€¦

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Doing a pub quiz without being able to hear any of the questions

Pardon?

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