Did she bark orders at you?
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Leaf it out fellas 
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We need to get back on topic this thread has branched off
These terrible puns seem to be sapping my energy. 
Oakay.
I pine for the days when we didn’t do this
Yep, we need to root out who started it.
We do need to spruce it up.
Fir-fuck’s sake 
I should have twigged that one earlier.
Are you for arboreal? 
This is making me Sycamore
Where are you digging these old chestnuts up from?
I know, it’s nuts isn’t it?!
Yes, it’s fircone ridiculous.
Having to schlep up to London to induct a newbie to one of my teams because HR said it was OK for him to start on a Friday and didn’t ask me.
We managed perfectly well via Teams during Covid
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Thats a shame. Ive got a day off, btw 
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Cnut
Not long ago you were busy telling me how pleasant and easy it is to get around London even during the tube strikes. So it ought to be a piece of piss, Friday or not.
I’m a bit jealous, tbh. I’ll be stuck in the New Forest all day myself. Starting in Beaulieu overlooking the river, then East Boldre. Probably have to endure lunch at the East End Arms or something, the bird’s coming along for the ride and we’ll likely go into Lymington for a stroll along the water as well. 
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It’s not the travel - piece of piss. It’s just having to do it on a Friday
As for you and @Numptyboi, well, you’re both cnuts (& anyone else not working today) 
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I am working, if you can call it work. 