Eh?
Finally plucking up courage to install my new desktop computer. Wish me luckā¦I may be gone some time. 
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Happy Holidays 
Arrived offshore for the complete Christmas New year package and find they have completely wrecked the TV system so we can get absolutely no TV channels. So no football over the holiday period as we are very unlikely to get a vendor and spare parts in EG to fix it before next year.
Plus the Wifi bandwidth is so small you could not stream a piss from a defective prostate. 
Jeezā¦what a palaverā¦still only part way through. Windows 11, part accommodating/part can I do you now sir. 
You lucky sod.
The only Saints Fan without depression for the next 4 weeks or more
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You done yet - given no update can we assume youāve been taken into custody for your own safety?
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Sounds like Tenko for roughnecks
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Its a Betty Ford Clinic for undesirables is what it is.
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I had to phone support as my old bluetooth HP keyboard wouldnāt work. In the end the easiest solution was to go to the Village Tech store and buy a cheap USB keyboard for a tenner. After that it didnāt take long to get things running. Just have to sync with Onedrive to access all my stored Pictures and Music.
And your porn stash is all ok?
Whatās a Onedrive?
That is safely locked away when I am not on board.
I did offer to let them use it for the one video channel that we have but was declined as we have a couple of females onboard.
Meh, theyāre worse than blokes for watching pornā¦
Where did you find that clip of me trying to use a golf bat?!?!
Yes I know
in Brazil we had 2 cinemas 1 showed Films and the other showed porn the girls on board always got the good seats in the porn cinema.
I know everything golf 
It is 0038
I am watching cricket.
I want to be in bed but oh no, somebody wants to climb the tree. We have discussed this (she is 9 months old) We may have an understandingā¦
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