its worse when he gives you a blowjob (or it might be better)
post ur bobcut, krg. We could all do with a Gd Laugh.
I’d pay good money to go into a barber’s shop and come out with sufficient hair to have a bob.
Actually, I’d pay more to come out having been given a blow job.
I’d pay even more for both.
+1 for bob photo KRG.
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You get the same response to those that asked for photos of me cosplaying Link.
Nah.
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i had to google that 
Yeah, my attempt was much cheaper than that.
WTF?
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Sadly, probably cheaper still.
Mine was a Primark and cardboard jobby. Done the night before.
I was quite please with the shield, at least.
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hahaha jesus
You photo-switching son of a bitch, Bear
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I go to the gym 3 days a week and every time I have to park the car (if there is a space in the allocated gym car park bit of the council car park), then walk to reception to fill out a parking permit. The. I have to walk back to the car and put it on the dashboard. Then walk back to the gym to start my gym session.
I am thinking of cancelling my membership and just doing the parking permit bit for excercise. I would ditch the car and cycle, BT I go from dropping the kids off at school.
You would think there would be a better way of doing this?
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On leaving the gym next time fill out a parking permit omiting the date and keep it in the car fill in date on next arrival.
When you enter the reception fill out another permit for the next time ad iifinitum.
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Drinking a beer out of a pint glass and reading the made in France engraving on the bloody bottom.
all over the bloody world pint glasses are made in fucking France.
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Ah - Duralex I believe.
Reminds me of school.
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Waking up to find next doors massive tree taking shelter from the storm in my shed.
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“Hallo. I am phoning you about a recent car accident…”
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Ouch.
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Oh dear! Was windy last night. Loads of debris around this morning. Is the shed banjaxxed?
When you think of something yesterday that is so annoying you want to rant about on here - and then you can’t remember what it was.
It’ll come back to me…
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