People who take their passes off at lunchtime and put them in a zipped pocket.
Just fucking keep them on, really, it’ll be quicker in the long run.
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Central line.
Every single fucking day.
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That slow driver who hogs the outside lane meaning my commute takes 20 minutes door to door - that three minutes of my life I will never get back.
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People who say “that’ll be x amount of time I’ll never get back”. No one ever gets any time back. It’s a stupid thing to say. There is no activity in the world where once you’ve done it, you get time back. That’s not the nature of time. Time moves forwards. Maybe if someone invents a time machine then he can be the first person to legitimately talk about getting time back.
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Customs officials
Why do they always make me feel guilty even when I know I have nothing to declare inconsiderate bastard’s
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Step over here sir, did you pack this case?
Can you explain the misplaced apostrophe hidden in the lining?
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Exactly, so it is even more annoying that the ponderous bastard stole it from me in the first place.
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Glad I read that, not.
That’s 87* seconds of my life I won’t get back.
*EDIT: It was 59 seconds, but I had to add two apostrophes (texting in sunlight!)
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I voted you down for being a slow reader
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I subvocalise.
Bite me.
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Men!
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Only little annoyances Lou?
When you’re sat down for a nice dump in a public / workplace craphouse and your nob touches the porcelain.
Or touches the water, lol.
Originally posted by @Sadoldgit
Only little annoyances Lou?
She may be referring to me. I just about fit the men criterion, and certainly qualify on the little annoyance front.
Originally posted by @pap
Originally posted by @Sadoldgit
Only little annoyances Lou?
She may be referring to me. I just about fit the men criterion, and certainly qualify on the little front annoyance.
Fixed that for you.
Both are accurate, bletch. This is a needless drive for mutual exclusivity.
My lightning quick wit.
I am onsite atm. A young lady just walked into the office and asked “can you hook me up to a printer?”.
I replied “have you got a compatible slot?”
Now living in fear of HR and Security 
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Going for a haircut. Telling the dude what you want.
Dude gives you a bob.
This is why I (next to) never get my hair cut.
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