Originally posted by @saintbletch
Swallow.
Not on a first date thank you.
2 Likes
Originally posted by @PhilippineSaint
Originally posted by @saintbletch
Swallow.
Not on a first date thank you.
You or them?
1 Like
Builders - lying fucking bastards
The fucking Tube. I’ve got exams in Oxford Circus on Monday morning and now I’ve got to get a bloody hotel room…
2 Likes
People who do not answer their mobile phone. What’s the point in having it if you don’t bloody answer it.
1 Like
I have this on a loop of dodgy music that I use to annoy the wife and kids
I used the original lyrics of this in an English essay about Nuclear war at Hardley School and Mr Warren gave me an A+ for it
Along the same kind of lines, but really a little thing that should not annoy me. When buying bin bags in rolls, the you create litter straight away with the paper sleeve that goes around them. Why not have the number of bin bag onfo on the bag and the bar code, thus saving on that little bit of rubbish.
Discovering and disturbing a queen wasp in the kitchen of a Sunday evening. One of us is no longer alive.
3 Likes
You have taken over TCK’s identity very quickly, your Majesty…
6 Likes
Holy fuck wasps have learnt to type! I’ve never killed a wasp in my life, honest your queenship 
4 Likes
Tbf, he deserved it for almost gassing his cats to death with some 10 year old wasp killer*.
*not for queens.
3 Likes
International football … Boufal is on his way back from AFCON fuckin’ INJURED !! Out for 3 to 4 weeks minium (which probably mean 4 to 6 weeks) 
Boufal = Boo Fail
Sherlock Holmes. WTF?
Sherlock is probably a little bit complicated for you - stick with Scooby Doo, but keep an eye on for the old man who works in the old garage near the haunted gold mine…
Complicated - no. Quality credible entertainment - also no. Guess you must be a Cumberbitch
2 Likes
I never knew it was written by the person that plays Mycroft until the other day, throws a whole new light on what is happening with the plot lines.
Not really an annoyance but what the fuck.
A 2TB hard drive costs $100.00
I am pretty certain MY ZX81 with 1k memory cost more than that.
Why can I manage to fill it to capacity within about 2 months when we were originally told we would never need more than 16K
No I am not discarding the porn or ripped off music.
1 Like