Internet scammers. Just received an email from Amazon saying that a $200 gift card had been bought on a computer that wasnt registered to me and asking for personal details. Clearly a scam. The cunts cant even give it a rest on Christmas Eve!!
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Itâs not as taxing as papâs, though.
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Seeing as Iâve spent a few hours doing your vote report, you can keep quiet, my friend.
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Originally posted by @Fatso
shouldnât laugh, but youâve created a very humorous image.
Bastard!
Happy Christmas Fatso. 
Women
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Hurricane Nina has knocked out power lines and blown trees down and caused all sorts of flooding
Lots of clearing up to do.
But thankfully no injuries or major damage where we are.
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Originally posted by @PhilippineSaint
Women
Too true.
After a lovely evening last night, I was in the middle of my Boxing Day poo when the missus bangs on the door and asks whether Iâm using any taps, as sheâs in the shower and the water is âgoing freezingâ.
Miffed enough about that addition to my little fucking routine, Iâm even more pissed off when I discover the bathroom Iâm in has no bog roll. I have to waddle downstairs to the bog by the front door, and I have enough areas with both areas of life as it is (arsewiping and waddling).
By time Iâm finally done, I feel like turning on every tap in the fucking house.
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Thanks for sharing that, Nutella nuts.
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TMI.
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Any sane person checks the bog for toilet roll before lifting their kilt and dropping a newborn from a foot into the entrance to the sewer system.
Or at least uses the flannel kept by the sink if caught short.
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Sneak upstairs to have a go on my new game, knowing the Ayatollah will be back in an hour, to discover the game needs 40mins worth of updates.
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That says âbeware of empathy languageâ
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Surely that should say âempatheticâ? Empathy language doesnât sound right?
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What a lovely message to the world at this time of year. Fuck empathy, you might get your Amazon account hacked!
Originally posted by @PhilippineSaint
Originally posted by @pap
Originally posted by @PhilippineSaint
Women
Too true.
After a lovely evening last night, I was in the middle of my Boxing Day poo when the missus bangs on the door and asks whether Iâm using any taps, as sheâs in the shower and the water is âgoing freezingâ.
Miffed enough about that addition to my little fucking routine, Iâm even more pissed off when I discover the bathroom Iâm in has no bog roll. I have to waddle downstairs to the bog by the front door, and I have enough areas with both areas of life as it is (arsewiping and waddling).
By time Iâm finally done, I feel like turning on every tap in the fucking house.
Any sane person checks the bog for toilet roll before lifting their kilt and dropping a newborn from a foot into the entrance to the sewer system.
Or at least uses her flannel kept by the sink if caught short.
Corrected it for you Phil.
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When your mum gets a swanky Ipad for her birthday Sister and parents set it up on Friday. By today unable to unlock it. It asks for a pass code. Mum cannot remember her bloody pass code. Technology was meant to make things easier. Itâs certainly not make relationships easy in this household. Tried to reset it but theyâd not synced it yet and online instructions not working. I missed the last 45 mins of 1946 Great Expections for this.
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It will be hers or her favorite daughters birthday a nice easy six digit number to remember
Romsey was jam-packed this morning for the annual Charadee Classic Car ShowâŚhundreds of cars and thousands of people. Supposed to start at 9am but in recent years people are arriving in their cars at 7am.
Why are 5 year old fuckinâ plastic replicas considered Classic cars?
You take the Beetle, 'slowlane?
Youâd think so but she is Mrs paranoid so no birthdays used. We think she actually didnât set up a pass code. So heck knows what happened. Apple can sort it. They at least get paid for that.
