I donated a load of books to Oxfam and helped them with the tax bit.
They have thanked me by putting me on a mailing list.
That is no way to make friendsā¦
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Did this as well
prepare for a spamfest telling you what a heartless bastard you are because you still have enough money left that you can afford a computer to read their emails, instead of giving it to them.
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As some of you know I had a little altercation between my laptop and a vodka and coke
The Vodka and coke won.
Thought do I actulally need a laptop now at home its only used for web shit.
get IPad does basically the same and is lighter to carry through the airports.
So far so good.
Reload all the Apps etc
Now my E-mail is sending itself messages because I checked in online for my flight back to work.
Then find that the calendar is reading my emails and then adding things that it decides to it who the fuck told it to do that?
Steve Jobs has possessed of your Ipad - he knows what is best for you.
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Heās bloody dead and if he wasnāt if I could get hold of him he bloody well would be
Last night I thought of something to add to this thread and now I canāt remember what the fuck it wasā¦which is annoying in itself.
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Wisdom tooth extraction. Cunts.
Originally posted by @Goatboy
Wisdom tooth extraction. Cunts.
That will leave you like Trampoline then 
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As it happens, I had my two lower wisdom teeth removed a month or two ago. It was something Iād been putting off for years but they were growing practically horizontal to my jaw line and I was starting to get throat infections from the bugs they were habouring 
Anyway, they were so complex to remove that I needed two visits, each lasting over an hour, one for each tooth. I was put under sedation, which is incredible stuff. I was conscious and pretty cogent throughout but just didnāt care what they were doing. That said, they reckoned the pain would go after a few days. They lied. In loads of pain for a good two weeks after each operation 
Iām hoping a vat full of Urquell will sort me out.
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I would go straight for the hard stuff.
Slivovice it is then
Originally posted by @Goatboy
Slivovice it is then
Yep. Just for you Goatboy. Scroll through to about 2ā40āā if you want to see it kick off and, for the chorus, about 3ā20āā
(side note: we got these guys to play our wedding 
)
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South Today - every night itās a fucking advert for Land Rover, dressed up as yachting news.
Tony Husband gave them a full five minutes last night, logos, banners, name-checks, it was like Alan Partridge on his Christmas special.
They are plugging the company so much Sally Taylor must have a fucking fleet of them to drive about in by now.
No advertising on the BBC - yeah right.
Cunts in Prague who keep making subtle references to the fact they are in Prague in every post when iām not.
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Not flying until tomorrow.
Then youāre really gonna gettit.
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Had to tell a 34 year old lass that she wonāt make Xmas today. She has 3 young kids.
Pretty fucking shit