😠 The Little Annoyances Of Everyday Life (Part 1)

well the builders turned up, 45mins late, but did text to apologise. They looked at the problem (leak), figured out what was wrong, took photos to show me, gave me a quote and told me to let them know if /when I wanted the job done. I was pleased with the way their gone about their business so I told them to do it as soon as they could. So they just got on with it and 3 hours later they’d finished.

part of me is very happy with that as it means I don’t have to worry about the leak anymore. The other half thinks that they’ve probably just sat up on the roof for three hours and taken my money.

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Originally posted by @Fatso

I’ve had to postpone my 12pm wank.

Originally posted by @Fatso

well the builders turned up, 45mins late, but did text to apologise. They looked at the problem (leak), figured out what was wrong, took photos to show me, gave me a quote and told me to let them know if /when I wanted the job done. I was pleased with the way their gone about their business so I told them to do it as soon as they could. So they just got on with it and 3 hours later they’d finished.

part of me is very happy with that as it means I don’t have to worry about the leak anymore. The other half thinks that they’ve probably just sat up on the roof for three hours and taken my money.

I’d give them a tip if I were you.

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Originally posted by @Fatso

I’ve had to postpone my 12pm wank.

Originally posted by @Fatso

so I told them to do it as soon as they could. So they just got on with it and 3 hours later they’d finished.

part of me is very happy

There you go, edited to say what you really meant


:lou_wink:

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This is all very silly

mosquitos. Specifically those that live in the craft beer brew pub 400 m from the front door of our hotel in Grenada. (The owners of said brew pub come from Southampton!!!)

Perverted customers

Turning out to fix a leaky roof only to find the fat owner standing in the kitchen with his small erect cock out expecting to be pleasured
 Was only a quick job, but stayed up on the roof for 3 hours hoping the dirty cunt would go out or at least put his pants back on


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Very, very silly

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I’ll take hobbit.

One of them ended up going out with Evangeline Lilly.

Where do I sign up?

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Just because one black man goes out with BeyoncĂ©, it doesn’t mean they all can.

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Yum

**BRAKES FFS!! ** Jesus you’d think people who have English for a first language and contribute daily to an online motoring forum would know how to spell the most basic of all motoring terms.

It’s BRAKES
not Breaks you fuckin’ imbeciles. :lou_facepalm_2:

Problem is how dumb so called role models are and the fact they are quoted and not corrected 
 The BBC quoted Wayne Rooney from his twitter 
 using that moronic ‘he should of’ as opposed to the correct ‘he should have’ and failed to point out what a thick cunt he is


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Yeah but it’s 2 characters less


This is the problem with being an expert in a tongue that we’ve only loaned to the rest of the world.

If you’re going to welcome contributors to your Beetle Weekly forum from all over the world, then I suspect you’re going to see more ignorance of the specifics of our language.

Them’s the brakes, I guess.

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The irony is
most of those for whom English isn’t a first language get it right.

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Subtitles on TV when a foreign person is speaking English and completely understandable.

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And when they don’t when Clod Pool is doing a pre / post match interview


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So called “progress bars” on computer applications. They’re a bunch of lying fuckers, particularly Windows File Manager. I’m in the process of moving between computers at the moment.

“I will save some time”, I thought. “It’s only really my projects and documents that need shifting over. Everything else can be re-installed. It’ll be nice to have a clean machine”.

Theorising that I could copy those things only within one lifetime, I put a USB stick in, and vanished. I’ve returned to find the little fucker lying, as they always do.

Two minutes ago, it was going to take 4 hours and 15 minutes. Now, we’re down to 3 hours 30 minutes. Now one would hope that the progress bar is simply underpromising and overdelivering.

In truth, I’ve no fucking idea when this thing will end.

The Update reminder on the Iphones

I dont need daily reminders you arseholes

I will decide when I want to take your next shitty installment of your operating system, not you. You just want to input the bit of code that starts draining the battery so I feel compelled to upgrade. Well Fuck you, I m not gonna do it.

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Just 15 minutes remaining now. Progress bars lie.