Sorry - should stay out of the threads. Donât mean to bring everyone down.
Iâve known her for 16 years and seen all the kids born. 2 are the same age as 2 of mine. Fuck me, it makes you think about what really matters.
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Goatster does this all the time.
The women are usually Eastern European, and the conversation usually takes place in the back of his transit.
Sorry Suspect Sex Saint.
Hope you donât mind me making light of what must have been a truly shit day.
I was hoping to help you to not dwell.
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You did mate.
Donât mind if you delete this and my other posts from this thread TBH - its supposed to be a lighthearted thread about minor shit not a thread for heavy stuff. Sorry - just caught me a bit off guard and feeling a bit fucked up by it TBH - wouldnât have posted if I was thinking straight, sâall part of the job
As you were chaps xx
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Unfortunately death is a part of everyday life Ss. And itâs annoying.
And itâs not a Transit bletch.
Back to âlight heartedâ though I could also speak about proper shit stuff too.
Admin. what do they actually do? Every time I go up to them there is a spreadsheet up on their pc but unsure what for.
ID passes and every sodding door having a swipe card to get through. I couldnât get out of the office without someone letting me out yday. New ID today which doesnât work on any doors.
Not getting a break at all due to trying to arrange visits.
Can you tell I got a new job.
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Wanted to upvote you for support, but giving a random thumbs-up to your delivery of devastating news doesnât really work.
New ID?
Not on a lanyard that you insist on wearing around town I hopeâŚ
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People using âwomenâ when only referring to one. Fucking illiterate cunts.
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Thatâs a bit harsh. Think theyâd rather be called chicks or hoâs.
Ah Rallyboy I just knew youâd ask. Yes a whole new ID and lanyard. First ID was someone elseâs and we were not of the same ethnicity. 2nd ID pass name spelt wrong and saying I was agency (if only Iâd be on 3 times the wage and could leave in a week). 3rd Pass canât use the damn thing to even get in the building. I will admit to leaving the office in a rush to a very important appointment today and left it on but my large scarf covered.it. I hope you can find it in your heart to forgive me. 
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Waiting in domestic airports that do not have Bars
Why do they want us to get on Malaysia Air flights sober?
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You get the lions share of possession (again) but the other team has a lot more shots and scores more goals than you. Bummer. Never mind Spuds, there is the Europa Cup to get knocked out of next.
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Please can we be the ones to do it. Come on Santa, you fucking owe me after last years disappointment
The complete lack of subtlety from the Old Bill despite an attempt to actually be subtle. Example from the Liverpool Echo:-
At 12.05pm on May 6 the suspect in this case entered the Pull & Bear store in Liverpool ONE and made off with perfume. They then walked into the Lakeland shop next door and stole further items.
Police would like to identify the man pictured as they believe he may be able to assist with the investigation.
Assist with the investigation?
Fucksake, Plod. Youâve got him bang to rights. Youâre going to nick him.
Sadly, this man is probably not in his criminal lair thinking to himself âOoh, I wonder how I can help those lovely policemen with that investigationâ.
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Black Friday. Fuck right off and stick that seppo bullshit up your arse.
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I just learnt that car tax is changing in April 2017. It was all passed through in the 2015 budget. It must have either passed me by or I forgot, but looking at the new tax rates, its shit. The low or no tax for the small engines and emissions has basically just been scrapped, reducing that incentive for buying a more environmentally friendly car. My tax appears to be unaffected, so in may ways, Iâm alright Jack.
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Thanks for alerting us to that. It is a really shit new system. So after the initial hit, you can have a bloody humvee and pay as much VED as a FiestaâŚ
Also,people who call it Road Tax. It isnât and doesnât pay for roads. It has (or was) a tax on pollution and is called Vehicle Excise Duty.
Gilbert OâSullivan.
They should burn his back catalogue and give him a restraining order preventing him from going near a recording studio ever again.
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The dirty bastards who stick their chewing gums to the underside of tables and chairs in restaurants. Mrs SOG and I have just been upcycling the furniture in the local boozer and every one of the tables and some of the chairs has old chewing gum stuck on them. Gross. Do these tossers stick their gum under their own tables and chairs at home I wonder?
Probably.