…and 6000 is a sexa peal. 
Of course. Why didn’t I expect this?
Sorry.
I just don’t find the sport appealing
Money for old rope really. You got to be careful though, too easy to drop a clanger
I used to know a Campanolgist.
Now he’s just a dead ringer
Who knew sleeping on the sofa was the new extreme sport?
I have a ‘crick’ in my neck after a night of a ‘few’ beers and being banished to the sofa/losing consciousness there.
I’m utterly incapacitated.
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Faffers - and bloody parents are the worst.
Granted it’s tough to get a couple of five year old out of the house, but you assholes continue after they have flown the nest
Sat in Rome waiting, just waiting for people to “get ready”
Will be getting militant soon followed by very drunk
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Still waiting and now we have waited so long some one needs to go to the bog
I get very drunk then militant then I get into trouble.
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I get very drunk, very militant and then get one of my staff to sort out the next person to speak to me.
That’s just taking the piss. 
Only happened once.
I simply said.
See you there.
And went.
Never happened again.
I got all the abuse how rude i was and i just fired it straight back.
When living in Dubai (Ajman) I had trained the wife and kids to pack suitcases that they could carry themselves as I was not going to do it for them.
During our little sojourn to Boracay I noticed the grandkids and housemaids have not been trained and we had a pack of Tensing’s Sherpas following us around carrying bags ECT. Obviously they all decided to buy shit which required the purchasing of more bags to carry that in, as the original bags were full to the gunnels. They have been warned it is not to happen again.
I got revenge. - I have frog marched them all over the city. 20k+steps and they are dying on their arses. I haven’t told them that dinner is a twenty minute walk away, I have told them that the reservation is half an hour earlier than it is
The Ayatollah is suspicious as fuck
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Kid Goat, home for Easter, has a job to earn a bit of dosh whilst she is here.
This is now fucked because she has dumped a full mug of hot chocolate on her £1000 laptop.
Capitalism is evil. It doesn’t trickle down, it flies up
Every year must be growth everything is a cost to be cut.
Maximise shareholder value.
Then go bust morally or physically
Such a sad read
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Been trying to save a tooth with a modern not allowed to do root canals treatment.
After 12 months i had a cyst in my jaw.
Just taken 25 minutes of drilling and pulling to get the tooth out.
The pain is different level. I have stitches and so far its cost £300 that i dont have
At the dentist - the sound of a pneumatic drill outside is properly disconcerting
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Had surgery on a Cyst in my jaw yesterday
Then had stitches
Today I have a face like a balloon on one side and have popped a Tramadol which hasn’t worked.
Enjoy your trip…