By not betting on the England game I am quids in
I did have money on the French being defeated by the Germans at home again.
They only dropped the red and blue bits from their flag.
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Whatever happened to Mauve?
Did it go woke?
Gender changed to Hyacinths or something?
Seems to have vaniahed since tge rain turned purple
Amazon TV adverts, unless you now pay extra to remove them 
Too many streaming services trying to make money out of a cash strapped pool.
Has anyone else noticed the absolute ninety degree nosedive in literacy among advertising writers recently? Every advert seems to have at least one grating grammatical or spelling error, it’s almost as if they’re doing it deliberately.
Nah.
They all havr a cipy of the spollchicker on mi fone
Maybe they were just for the Amshire people who dont pronounce the P anyway?
Helicopter delayed for 2 hours due to work on another platform.
Sounds like you’re at Southampton Central
Aren’t these the dudes who travel around in horse and carts 
And before some smart arse pipes up, I am not referring to the pikeys
…again
I’ll have you know not all those who use horse drawn carriages are considered Pikies. We use a matched four in hand for the Cabriolet…Lady Slowlane is not a Pikey despite the whip.
No worries - that carriage has four wheels not two and none of them came from a Vauxhall Astra
Lost a quarter peal of Jersey Surprise Major three leads from the end.
I think he’s being camp 
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