😠 The Little Annoyances Of Everyday Life (Part 1)

Monkey Tennis
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It’s not a cat it’s a seal, that was the joke because CB was replacing the ‘door seal’, well done slowlane you’ve ruined it, ruined it I say! :lou_sad:

9892

:rofl: Don’t think I didn’t know that…I wanted to spoil your desperate attempt at belittling cb’s magnificent attempt to appear competent. :grinning:

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9893

What’s the difference between a cat and a seal?..

…My Canadian mate doesn’t club kittens to death for their pelts.

9894

Gav knows ChatGpt

9895

Update…

cbwash

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9896

What’s drink does a seal hate the most?

Canadian Club on the rocks…

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9897

Only one solution to this problem

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To be fair the washing machine almost got this treatment

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In all seriousness - do not do this job - it is awful.

9899

the washing machine fix, not the seal clubbing - although that’s not great either

9900

Nephew staying the night from Wroclaw.
Mrs P_F has determined we will have a BBQ

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FFS

9901

There’s no minus sign in front of the temperature…grow a pair. :crazy_face:

9902

It’s in Kelvin

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I don’t care where it is…he still needs to grow a pair. :slight_smile:

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9904

He is married to a pole he has been emasculated

9905

Wasn’t that Michael Jackson?

9906

Oh.
My bad eyes not recovered from the FA Cup didn’t see the L in Kevin

9907

Very good bus wanker plannong to get into town for day 1 of my allergy tests (will my body accept the metals in the new knee)
3 plasters stuck on my back instructions to return both Wednesday & Thursday and ÂŁ40 spent.
Annoyance? no gym, no nothing that can generate any sweating
Shouldda got more beers in

9908

The wife is doing the rounds of a thousand churches she will leave a tithe in every one.
I will folliow her and ask each priest to help feed the poor I guarantee I dont get any money back.

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Yeah. It’s that time of year.

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You’ll make it up from the bookies, no doubt. :+1::grin:

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