She knows how to push your buttons
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Ethiopean Airways lost my luggage again this time on the way to work. They are now 2 for 2 on the last trips with them. Fully expecting the chocolates and sweets to be missing when they do actually turn up sometime in August.
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Iāve taken to putting an AirTag in my luggage - when my cases hadnāt turned up along with half the flights - I was able to accost a member of staff and ask him why my case was still sat beside the aircraft an hour after the first bag had appeared
Funnily enough it turned up 5 minutes later
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We have only one pair nesting locally this year
No Swallows and we see the occasional solitary Swift.
Something isnāt right.
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ITās obviously global warming.
Or all those Italians that shoot and eat them every year as they migrate or whatever was the scare story in the 80ās / 90ās for migrating birds
Probably a bit more nuanced than just Global Warming imho
Maybe also partly due to Farmer Giles nuking insects with insecticides as well.
The ex-Mrs-BTripz put one of those is my carā¦
Someone I know did something similar to catch her husband with his mistress
When she mentioned it to her lawyer, the lawyer said I didnāt hear that - that is against the law
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In the UK, it is illegal to track someone without their permission. Under the Data Protection Act 2018, tracking someoneās movements or activities without their knowledge or consent is considered an invasion of their privacy, and is a criminal offence.
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She put it in my car AFTER Iād found out that sheād been doing the dirty on meā¦
I reported it to the police, it was registered to her phone number, they did nothing.
I am going to diss the younger generation
Why do young people have an aversion to calling if they are not going to attend an interview? Get some fucking manners you little shits.
The only reason why Iām in the office writhing around in agony is because of these interviews and two of the bastards have no-showed.
Sat looking at these CV with emails and phone numbers and seriously considering signing them up some etiquette newsletters
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Or mature dating sites, or adult toy sites orā¦
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The interlopers from the after party are still here
Just because they are enjoying a bit of kid free respite they are not looking like going anywhere soon
just fuck the fuck off
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Thank fuck for that - mid fucking day - jeez
Now, just as the cricket starts, sheāll want you to take her to Asda or worse
I am still fucked - canāt do anything
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āNow, just as the cricket starts, sheāll want you to take herā corrected for you 
Really annoyed with Unilever - first I find out they are still trading in Russia, and then I find out they have raised the price of marmite!
I shall now boycott Unilever for at least six months - this is a theoretical boycott, as I have recently bought a 600g pot of marmite from Costco recently, so I can do without anything produced by Unilever for at least six months!
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Ethiopian airways still have my pot of Marmite as it is in my lost luggage with the Bovril and other items I normally need to survive an offshore trip.
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