😠 The Little Annoyances Of Everyday Life (Part 1)

Surely a liberal use of USD can solve that problem

It used to do but since the Philippines has become mature bribes are not accepted

A car turns up in the driveway
One of the dogs sniffs it out
Then the three of them piss over every wheel they can see.

It was a politicians car and as he was was with a female not a lot i was going to do about it

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Well I suppose you have a career funded health early warning system

For the most of us the first we know something is up is when we get a prostate the size of a bowling ball or something like that

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Now I am not a stranger to back pain but this latest bout is an absolute mother fucker

I have sciatica - shooting pain into ankle - and I have never felt pain like it, to the point on Sunday morning I was lying on the floor almost in tears

A chiro later and we are a little better , although I struggle to walk more that a dozen steps without squirming

I know this will improve but I can appreciate how people feel with constant pain in their life - I would do anything for a couple of hour pain free

As I said to some wise ass at work who was making suggestions, I would stick a pogo stick up my arse and bounce up and down if I thought it would help

Fuck shit spines

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Amazon Prime Day

Absolutely nothing you’d really want to buy - unless it was on your shopping list and it wasn’t actually cheaper than elsewhere - From what I can see it seems to be more hype over substance.

My cunty back torpedoed my Solent booze cruise today - yep it is that bad, I couldn’t face sitting on the boat getting twatted

Worst of all, I bought the wine so I know it’s good

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I don’t even know what it is.

That said, I only ever use Amazon as a last resort, if they stock something I need that I really can’t get elsewhere. Happens once or twice a year.

Unnecessary marketing aimed at the gullible to part them from their cash

Not gullible and no cash I am safe.

Do I need to post I am safe on Facebook?

To let the world know nothing has happened to me?

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You OK hun?

Fuck I post “I’m safe after visiting Sotonians.com” every day.

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At great personal risk to my woleness and tolerance, I am forcing myself to watch Miss Polski 2023 so I can report in the event of any Dutch style horrors

I’m finding it a hard job atm but a Shepherds’ Neame Double Stout is helping

Number Phwoar gets my vote

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The real trouble starts when you can get three fingers in it.

Clearly # Phwoar didn’t spend enough going down time with the organisers.

The winner picked up a prize of 10 grand and (wait for it) an e-Scooter…

It seems that Krakow has developed a Fast & Furious alternative nightlife.
It came to the public domain after the Sin of a local celebrity wiped out himself & 3 passengers (and nearly a late night pissed pedestrian.

The clips on the news of the street races are insane, so many cars lined up. Glad I’m off the roads now.

I have given up with my back

And having PMI I thought I would get things moving. We use Aviva and if any of you guys do, you are in for a treat when you come to make a claim

Because this is a skeletal claim I have to call. No online claim for me. And their chat bot is a twat.

On hold for an hour until some one picks up

His first gambit is to try and push me towards self help exercises and some physio. What exactly wil he do that the osteo and chiro haven’t I ask.

His second gambit was to arrange an appointment with a network of orthopaedic surgeons at the spire - progress I think - in The middle of August - fuck off

What else do you have - well how about next Monday at the Nuffield - why the fuck didn’t you offer that in the first place - it is not in our preferred network (ie the cheap one)

It never used to be this hard

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I feel your pain, quite literally.

Sounds like your expectations haven’t been managed by your company.

This is why your company needs an expert support in the healthcare space to make sure everyone knows what the plan offers and not come up against the sort of shit you’ve come up against.

PMI shouldn’t be difficult but you’d be surprised (not) at the difference between some companies saying they want to help staff when needed and the reality when it comes to paying for it. Insurer “pathways” for things like MSK can be wank - as you’ve found out. :roll_eyes:

DM me.

Srsly

Exactly what I wrote on the Pfizer feedback page. :+1::+1::+1:

Back from my Forest Trek.
Honey - you need to get up the ladder and pick the cherries, they are falling and if we don’t pick them they won’y grow next year.

Fuck that I’m not going up a ladder at my age with my knees in this wind, I get vertIgo really bad these days.

But we have to hun, these are the Vodka Cherries, We need to make the new batch.

Where’s the ladder?

Note these are sour Cherries, make a good pie or great flavoured Vodka. We’ve picked 7 of these so far still only halfway round the tree

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